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- - - -Dramatis Personae - -DON PEDRO, prince of Arragon. -DON JOHN, his bastard brother. -CLAUDIO, a young lord of Florence. -BENEDICK, a young lord of Padua. -LEONATO, governor of Messina. -ANTONIO, his brother. -BALTHASAR, attendant on Don Pedro. - - -CONRADE -BORACHIO -followers of Don John. - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -DOGBERRY, a constable. -VERGES, a headborough. -A Sexton. -A Boy. -HERO, daughter to Leonato. -BEATRICE, niece to Leonato. - - -MARGARET -URSULA -gentlewomen attending on Hero. - - -Messengers, Watch, Attendants, &c. - - -SCENE Messina. - -MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING - -ACT I - -SCENE I. Before LEONATO'S house. -Enter LEONATO, HERO, and BEATRICE, with a -Messenger - - -LEONATO -I learn in this letter that Don Peter of Arragon -comes this night to Messina. - - - -Messenger -He is very near by this: he was not three leagues off -when I left him. - - - -LEONATO -How many gentlemen have you lost in this action? - - - -Messenger -But few of any sort, and none of name. - - - -LEONATO -A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings -home full numbers. I find here that Don Peter hath -bestowed much honour on a young Florentine called Claudio. - - - -Messenger -Much deserved on his part and equally remembered by -Don Pedro: he hath borne himself beyond the -promise of his age, doing, in the figure of a lamb, -the feats of a lion: he hath indeed better -bettered expectation than you must expect of me to -tell you how. - - - -LEONATO -He hath an uncle here in Messina will be very much -glad of it. - - - -Messenger -I have already delivered him letters, and there -appears much joy in him; even so much that joy could -not show itself modest enough without a badge of -bitterness. - - - -LEONATO -Did he break out into tears? - - - -Messenger -In great measure. - - - -LEONATO -A kind overflow of kindness: there are no faces -truer than those that are so washed. How much -better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping! - - - -BEATRICE -I pray you, is Signior Mountanto returned from the -wars or no? - - - -Messenger -I know none of that name, lady: there was none such -in the army of any sort. - - - -LEONATO -What is he that you ask for, niece? - - - -HERO -My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua. - - - -Messenger -O, he's returned; and as pleasant as ever he was. - - - -BEATRICE -He set up his bills here in Messina and challenged -Cupid at the flight; and my uncle's fool, reading -the challenge, subscribed for Cupid, and challenged -him at the bird-bolt. I pray you, how many hath he -killed and eaten in these wars? But how many hath -he killed? for indeed I promised to eat all of his killing. - - - -LEONATO -Faith, niece, you tax Signior Benedick too much; -but he'll be meet with you, I doubt it not. - - - -Messenger -He hath done good service, lady, in these wars. - - - -BEATRICE -You had musty victual, and he hath holp to eat it: -he is a very valiant trencherman; he hath an -excellent stomach. - - - -Messenger -And a good soldier too, lady. - - - -BEATRICE -And a good soldier to a lady: but what is he to a lord? - - - -Messenger -A lord to a lord, a man to a man; stuffed with all -honourable virtues. - - - -BEATRICE -It is so, indeed; he is no less than a stuffed man: -but for the stuffing,--well, we are all mortal. - - - -LEONATO -You must not, sir, mistake my niece. There is a -kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her: -they never meet but there's a skirmish of wit -between them. - - - -BEATRICE -Alas! he gets nothing by that. In our last -conflict four of his five wits went halting off, and -now is the whole man governed with one: so that if -he have wit enough to keep himself warm, let him -bear it for a difference between himself and his -horse; for it is all the wealth that he hath left, -to be known a reasonable creature. Who is his -companion now? He hath every month a new sworn brother. - - - -Messenger -Is't possible? - - - -BEATRICE -Very easily possible: he wears his faith but as -the fashion of his hat; it ever changes with the -next block. - - - -Messenger -I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books. - - - -BEATRICE -No; an he were, I would burn my study. But, I pray -you, who is his companion? Is there no young -squarer now that will make a voyage with him to the devil? - - - -Messenger -He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio. - - - -BEATRICE -O Lord, he will hang upon him like a disease: he -is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker -runs presently mad. God help the noble Claudio! if -he have caught the Benedick, it will cost him a -thousand pound ere a' be cured. - - - -Messenger -I will hold friends with you, lady. - - - -BEATRICE -Do, good friend. - - - -LEONATO -You will never run mad, niece. - - - -BEATRICE -No, not till a hot January. - - - -Messenger -Don Pedro is approached. - - - -Enter DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, -and BALTHASAR - - -DON PEDRO -Good Signior Leonato, you are come to meet your -trouble: the fashion of the world is to avoid -cost, and you encounter it. - - - -LEONATO -Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of -your grace: for trouble being gone, comfort should -remain; but when you depart from me, sorrow abides -and happiness takes his leave. - - - -DON PEDRO -You embrace your charge too willingly. I think this -is your daughter. - - - -LEONATO -Her mother hath many times told me so. - - - -BENEDICK -Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her? - - - -LEONATO -Signior Benedick, no; for then were you a child. - - - -DON PEDRO -You have it full, Benedick: we may guess by this -what you are, being a man. Truly, the lady fathers -herself. Be happy, lady; for you are like an -honourable father. - - - -BENEDICK -If Signior Leonato be her father, she would not -have his head on her shoulders for all Messina, as -like him as she is. - - - -BEATRICE -I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior -Benedick: nobody marks you. - - - -BENEDICK -What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living? - - - -BEATRICE -Is it possible disdain should die while she hath -such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick? -Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come -in her presence. - - - -BENEDICK -Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I -am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I -would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard -heart; for, truly, I love none. - - - -BEATRICE -A dear happiness to women: they would else have -been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God -and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I -had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man -swear he loves me. - - - -BENEDICK -God keep your ladyship still in that mind! so some -gentleman or other shall 'scape a predestinate -scratched face. - - - -BEATRICE -Scratching could not make it worse, an 'twere such -a face as yours were. - - - -BENEDICK -Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher. - - - -BEATRICE -A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours. - - - -BENEDICK -I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and -so good a continuer. But keep your way, i' God's -name; I have done. - - - -BEATRICE -You always end with a jade's trick: I know you of old. - - - -DON PEDRO -That is the sum of all, Leonato. Signior Claudio -and Signior Benedick, my dear friend Leonato hath -invited you all. I tell him we shall stay here at -the least a month; and he heartily prays some -occasion may detain us longer. I dare swear he is no -hypocrite, but prays from his heart. - - - -LEONATO -If you swear, my lord, you shall not be forsworn. -To DON JOHN -Let me bid you welcome, my lord: being reconciled to -the prince your brother, I owe you all duty. - - - -DON JOHN -I thank you: I am not of many words, but I thank -you. - - - -LEONATO -Please it your grace lead on? - - - -DON PEDRO -Your hand, Leonato; we will go together. - - - -Exeunt all except BENEDICK and CLAUDIO - - -CLAUDIO -Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato? - - - -BENEDICK -I noted her not; but I looked on her. - - - -CLAUDIO -Is she not a modest young lady? - - - -BENEDICK -Do you question me, as an honest man should do, for -my simple true judgment; or would you have me speak -after my custom, as being a professed tyrant to their sex? - - - -CLAUDIO -No; I pray thee speak in sober judgment. - - - -BENEDICK -Why, i' faith, methinks she's too low for a high -praise, too brown for a fair praise and too little -for a great praise: only this commendation I can -afford her, that were she other than she is, she -were unhandsome; and being no other but as she is, I -do not like her. - - - -CLAUDIO -Thou thinkest I am in sport: I pray thee tell me -truly how thou likest her. - - - -BENEDICK -Would you buy her, that you inquire after her? - - - -CLAUDIO -Can the world buy such a jewel? - - - -BENEDICK -Yea, and a case to put it into. But speak you this -with a sad brow? or do you play the flouting Jack, -to tell us Cupid is a good hare-finder and Vulcan a -rare carpenter? Come, in what key shall a man take -you, to go in the song? - - - -CLAUDIO -In mine eye she is the sweetest lady that ever I -looked on. - - - -BENEDICK -I can see yet without spectacles and I see no such -matter: there's her cousin, an she were not -possessed with a fury, exceeds her as much in beauty -as the first of May doth the last of December. But I -hope you have no intent to turn husband, have you? - - - -CLAUDIO -I would scarce trust myself, though I had sworn the -contrary, if Hero would be my wife. - - - -BENEDICK -Is't come to this? In faith, hath not the world -one man but he will wear his cap with suspicion? -Shall I never see a bachelor of three-score again? -Go to, i' faith; an thou wilt needs thrust thy neck -into a yoke, wear the print of it and sigh away -Sundays. Look Don Pedro is returned to seek you. - - - -Re-enter DON PEDRO - - -DON PEDRO -What secret hath held you here, that you followed -not to Leonato's? - - - -BENEDICK -I would your grace would constrain me to tell. - - - -DON PEDRO -I charge thee on thy allegiance. - - - -BENEDICK -You hear, Count Claudio: I can be secret as a dumb -man; I would have you think so; but, on my -allegiance, mark you this, on my allegiance. He is -in love. With who? now that is your grace's part. -Mark how short his answer is;--With Hero, Leonato's -short daughter. - - - -CLAUDIO -If this were so, so were it uttered. - - - -BENEDICK -Like the old tale, my lord: 'it is not so, nor -'twas not so, but, indeed, God forbid it should be -so.' - - - -CLAUDIO -If my passion change not shortly, God forbid it -should be otherwise. - - - -DON PEDRO -Amen, if you love her; for the lady is very well worthy. - - - -CLAUDIO -You speak this to fetch me in, my lord. - - - -DON PEDRO -By my troth, I speak my thought. - - - -CLAUDIO -And, in faith, my lord, I spoke mine. - - - -BENEDICK -And, by my two faiths and troths, my lord, I spoke mine. - - - -CLAUDIO -That I love her, I feel. - - - -DON PEDRO -That she is worthy, I know. - - - -BENEDICK -That I neither feel how she should be loved nor -know how she should be worthy, is the opinion that -fire cannot melt out of me: I will die in it at the stake. - - - -DON PEDRO -Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despite -of beauty. - - - -CLAUDIO -And never could maintain his part but in the force -of his will. - - - -BENEDICK -That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that she -brought me up, I likewise give her most humble -thanks: but that I will have a recheat winded in my -forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick, -all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do -them the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the -right to trust none; and the fine is, for the which -I may go the finer, I will live a bachelor. - - - -DON PEDRO -I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love. - - - -BENEDICK -With anger, with sickness, or with hunger, my lord, -not with love: prove that ever I lose more blood -with love than I will get again with drinking, pick -out mine eyes with a ballad-maker's pen and hang me -up at the door of a brothel-house for the sign of -blind Cupid. - - - -DON PEDRO -Well, if ever thou dost fall from this faith, thou -wilt prove a notable argument. - - - -BENEDICK -If I do, hang me in a bottle like a cat and shoot -at me; and he that hits me, let him be clapped on -the shoulder, and called Adam. - - - -DON PEDRO -Well, as time shall try: 'In time the savage bull -doth bear the yoke.' - - - -BENEDICK -The savage bull may; but if ever the sensible -Benedick bear it, pluck off the bull's horns and set -them in my forehead: and let me be vilely painted, -and in such great letters as they write 'Here is -good horse to hire,' let them signify under my sign -'Here you may see Benedick the married man.' - - - -CLAUDIO -If this should ever happen, thou wouldst be horn-mad. - - - -DON PEDRO -Nay, if Cupid have not spent all his quiver in -Venice, thou wilt quake for this shortly. - - - -BENEDICK -I look for an earthquake too, then. - - - -DON PEDRO -Well, you temporize with the hours. In the -meantime, good Signior Benedick, repair to -Leonato's: commend me to him and tell him I will -not fail him at supper; for indeed he hath made -great preparation. - - - -BENEDICK -I have almost matter enough in me for such an -embassage; and so I commit you-- - - - -CLAUDIO -To the tuition of God: From my house, if I had it,-- - - - -DON PEDRO -The sixth of July: Your loving friend, Benedick. - - - -BENEDICK -Nay, mock not, mock not. The body of your -discourse is sometime guarded with fragments, and -the guards are but slightly basted on neither: ere -you flout old ends any further, examine your -conscience: and so I leave you. - - - -Exit - - -CLAUDIO -My liege, your highness now may do me good. - - - -DON PEDRO -My love is thine to teach: teach it but how, -And thou shalt see how apt it is to learn -Any hard lesson that may do thee good. - - - -CLAUDIO -Hath Leonato any son, my lord? - - - -DON PEDRO -No child but Hero; she's his only heir. -Dost thou affect her, Claudio? - - - -CLAUDIO -O, my lord, -When you went onward on this ended action, -I look'd upon her with a soldier's eye, -That liked, but had a rougher task in hand -Than to drive liking to the name of love: -But now I am return'd and that war-thoughts -Have left their places vacant, in their rooms -Come thronging soft and delicate desires, -All prompting me how fair young Hero is, -Saying, I liked her ere I went to wars. - - - -DON PEDRO -Thou wilt be like a lover presently -And tire the hearer with a book of words. -If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it, -And I will break with her and with her father, -And thou shalt have her. Was't not to this end -That thou began'st to twist so fine a story? - - - -CLAUDIO -How sweetly you do minister to love, -That know love's grief by his complexion! -But lest my liking might too sudden seem, -I would have salved it with a longer treatise. - - - -DON PEDRO -What need the bridge much broader than the flood? -The fairest grant is the necessity. -Look, what will serve is fit: 'tis once, thou lovest, -And I will fit thee with the remedy. -I know we shall have revelling to-night: -I will assume thy part in some disguise -And tell fair Hero I am Claudio, -And in her bosom I'll unclasp my heart -And take her hearing prisoner with the force -And strong encounter of my amorous tale: -Then after to her father will I break; -And the conclusion is, she shall be thine. -In practise let us put it presently. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE II. A room in LEONATO's house. -Enter LEONATO and ANTONIO, meeting - - -LEONATO -How now, brother! Where is my cousin, your son? -hath he provided this music? - - - -ANTONIO -He is very busy about it. But, brother, I can tell -you strange news that you yet dreamt not of. - - - -LEONATO -Are they good? - - - -ANTONIO -As the event stamps them: but they have a good -cover; they show well outward. The prince and Count -Claudio, walking in a thick-pleached alley in mine -orchard, were thus much overheard by a man of mine: -the prince discovered to Claudio that he loved my -niece your daughter and meant to acknowledge it -this night in a dance: and if he found her -accordant, he meant to take the present time by the -top and instantly break with you of it. - - - -LEONATO -Hath the fellow any wit that told you this? - - - -ANTONIO -A good sharp fellow: I will send for him; and -question him yourself. - - - -LEONATO -No, no; we will hold it as a dream till it appear -itself: but I will acquaint my daughter withal, -that she may be the better prepared for an answer, -if peradventure this be true. Go you and tell her of it. -Enter Attendants -Cousins, you know what you have to do. O, I cry you -mercy, friend; go you with me, and I will use your -skill. Good cousin, have a care this busy time. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE III. The same. -Enter DON JOHN and CONRADE - - -CONRADE -What the good-year, my lord! why are you thus out -of measure sad? - - - -DON JOHN -There is no measure in the occasion that breeds; -therefore the sadness is without limit. - - - -CONRADE -You should hear reason. - - - -DON JOHN -And when I have heard it, what blessing brings it? - - - -CONRADE -If not a present remedy, at least a patient -sufferance. - - - -DON JOHN -I wonder that thou, being, as thou sayest thou art, -born under Saturn, goest about to apply a moral -medicine to a mortifying mischief. I cannot hide -what I am: I must be sad when I have cause and smile -at no man's jests, eat when I have stomach and wait -for no man's leisure, sleep when I am drowsy and -tend on no man's business, laugh when I am merry and -claw no man in his humour. - - - -CONRADE -Yea, but you must not make the full show of this -till you may do it without controlment. You have of -late stood out against your brother, and he hath -ta'en you newly into his grace; where it is -impossible you should take true root but by the -fair weather that you make yourself: it is needful -that you frame the season for your own harvest. - - - -DON JOHN -I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in -his grace, and it better fits my blood to be -disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob -love from any: in this, though I cannot be said to -be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied -but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with -a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I -have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my -mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do -my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and -seek not to alter me. - - - -CONRADE -Can you make no use of your discontent? - - - -DON JOHN -I make all use of it, for I use it only. -Who comes here? -Enter BORACHIO -What news, Borachio? - - - -BORACHIO -I came yonder from a great supper: the prince your -brother is royally entertained by Leonato: and I -can give you intelligence of an intended marriage. - - - -DON JOHN -Will it serve for any model to build mischief on? -What is he for a fool that betroths himself to -unquietness? - - - -BORACHIO -Marry, it is your brother's right hand. - - - -DON JOHN -Who? the most exquisite Claudio? - - - -BORACHIO -Even he. - - - -DON JOHN -A proper squire! And who, and who? which way looks -he? - - - -BORACHIO -Marry, on Hero, the daughter and heir of Leonato. - - - -DON JOHN -A very forward March-chick! How came you to this? - - - -BORACHIO -Being entertained for a perfumer, as I was smoking a -musty room, comes me the prince and Claudio, hand -in hand in sad conference: I whipt me behind the -arras; and there heard it agreed upon that the -prince should woo Hero for himself, and having -obtained her, give her to Count Claudio. - - - -DON JOHN -Come, come, let us thither: this may prove food to -my displeasure. That young start-up hath all the -glory of my overthrow: if I can cross him any way, I -bless myself every way. You are both sure, and will assist me? - - - -CONRADE -To the death, my lord. - - - -DON JOHN -Let us to the great supper: their cheer is the -greater that I am subdued. Would the cook were of -my mind! Shall we go prove what's to be done? - - - -BORACHIO -We'll wait upon your lordship. - - - -Exeunt - - - - -ACT II - -SCENE I. A hall in LEONATO'S house. -Enter LEONATO, ANTONIO, HERO, BEATRICE, and others - - -LEONATO -Was not Count John here at supper? - - - -ANTONIO -I saw him not. - - - -BEATRICE -How tartly that gentleman looks! I never can see -him but I am heart-burned an hour after. - - - -HERO -He is of a very melancholy disposition. - - - -BEATRICE -He were an excellent man that were made just in the -midway between him and Benedick: the one is too -like an image and says nothing, and the other too -like my lady's eldest son, evermore tattling. - - - -LEONATO -Then half Signior Benedick's tongue in Count John's -mouth, and half Count John's melancholy in Signior -Benedick's face,-- - - - -BEATRICE -With a good leg and a good foot, uncle, and money -enough in his purse, such a man would win any woman -in the world, if a' could get her good-will. - - - -LEONATO -By my troth, niece, thou wilt never get thee a -husband, if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue. - - - -ANTONIO -In faith, she's too curst. - - - -BEATRICE -Too curst is more than curst: I shall lessen God's -sending that way; for it is said, 'God sends a curst -cow short horns;' but to a cow too curst he sends none. - - - -LEONATO -So, by being too curst, God will send you no horns. - - - -BEATRICE -Just, if he send me no husband; for the which -blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and -evening. Lord, I could not endure a husband with a -beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woollen. - - - -LEONATO -You may light on a husband that hath no beard. - - - -BEATRICE -What should I do with him? dress him in my apparel -and make him my waiting-gentlewoman? He that hath a -beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no -beard is less than a man: and he that is more than -a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a -man, I am not for him: therefore, I will even take -sixpence in earnest of the bear-ward, and lead his -apes into hell. - - - -LEONATO -Well, then, go you into hell? - - - -BEATRICE -No, but to the gate; and there will the devil meet -me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and -say 'Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you to -heaven; here's no place for you maids:' so deliver -I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the -heavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, and -there live we as merry as the day is long. - - - -ANTONIO -To HERO Well, niece, I trust you will be ruled -by your father. - - - -BEATRICE -Yes, faith; it is my cousin's duty to make curtsy -and say 'Father, as it please you.' But yet for all -that, cousin, let him be a handsome fellow, or else -make another curtsy and say 'Father, as it please -me.' - - - -LEONATO -Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband. - - - -BEATRICE -Not till God make men of some other metal than -earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be -overmastered with a pierce of valiant dust? to make -an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl? -No, uncle, I'll none: Adam's sons are my brethren; -and, truly, I hold it a sin to match in my kindred. - - - -LEONATO -Daughter, remember what I told you: if the prince -do solicit you in that kind, you know your answer. - - - -BEATRICE -The fault will be in the music, cousin, if you be -not wooed in good time: if the prince be too -important, tell him there is measure in every thing -and so dance out the answer. For, hear me, Hero: -wooing, wedding, and repenting, is as a Scotch jig, -a measure, and a cinque pace: the first suit is hot -and hasty, like a Scotch jig, and full as -fantastical; the wedding, mannerly-modest, as a -measure, full of state and ancientry; and then comes -repentance and, with his bad legs, falls into the -cinque pace faster and faster, till he sink into his grave. - - - -LEONATO -Cousin, you apprehend passing shrewdly. - - - -BEATRICE -I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight. - - - -LEONATO -The revellers are entering, brother: make good room. - - -All put on their masks -Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, BALTHASAR, -DON JOHN, BORACHIO, MARGARET, URSULA and others, masked - - -DON PEDRO -Lady, will you walk about with your friend? - - - -HERO -So you walk softly and look sweetly and say nothing, -I am yours for the walk; and especially when I walk away. - - - -DON PEDRO -With me in your company? - - - -HERO -I may say so, when I please. - - - -DON PEDRO -And when please you to say so? - - - -HERO -When I like your favour; for God defend the lute -should be like the case! - - - -DON PEDRO -My visor is Philemon's roof; within the house is Jove. - - - -HERO -Why, then, your visor should be thatched. - - - -DON PEDRO -Speak low, if you speak love. - - - -Drawing her aside - - -BALTHASAR -Well, I would you did like me. - - - -MARGARET -So would not I, for your own sake; for I have many -ill-qualities. - - - -BALTHASAR -Which is one? - - - -MARGARET -I say my prayers aloud. - - - -BALTHASAR -I love you the better: the hearers may cry, Amen. - - - -MARGARET -God match me with a good dancer! - - - -BALTHASAR -Amen. - - - -MARGARET -And God keep him out of my sight when the dance is -done! Answer, clerk. - - - -BALTHASAR -No more words: the clerk is answered. - - - -URSULA -I know you well enough; you are Signior Antonio. - - - -ANTONIO -At a word, I am not. - - - -URSULA -I know you by the waggling of your head. - - - -ANTONIO -To tell you true, I counterfeit him. - - - -URSULA -You could never do him so ill-well, unless you were -the very man. Here's his dry hand up and down: you -are he, you are he. - - - -ANTONIO -At a word, I am not. - - - -URSULA -Come, come, do you think I do not know you by your -excellent wit? can virtue hide itself? Go to, -mum, you are he: graces will appear, and there's an -end. - - - -BEATRICE -Will you not tell me who told you so? - - - -BENEDICK -No, you shall pardon me. - - - -BEATRICE -Nor will you not tell me who you are? - - - -BENEDICK -Not now. - - - -BEATRICE -That I was disdainful, and that I had my good wit -out of the 'Hundred Merry Tales:'--well this was -Signior Benedick that said so. - - - -BENEDICK -What's he? - - - -BEATRICE -I am sure you know him well enough. - - - -BENEDICK -Not I, believe me. - - - -BEATRICE -Did he never make you laugh? - - - -BENEDICK -I pray you, what is he? - - - -BEATRICE -Why, he is the prince's jester: a very dull fool; -only his gift is in devising impossible slanders: -none but libertines delight in him; and the -commendation is not in his wit, but in his villany; -for he both pleases men and angers them, and then -they laugh at him and beat him. I am sure he is in -the fleet: I would he had boarded me. - - - -BENEDICK -When I know the gentleman, I'll tell him what you say. - - - -BEATRICE -Do, do: he'll but break a comparison or two on me; -which, peradventure not marked or not laughed at, -strikes him into melancholy; and then there's a -partridge wing saved, for the fool will eat no -supper that night. -Music -We must follow the leaders. - - - -BENEDICK -In every good thing. - - - -BEATRICE -Nay, if they lead to any ill, I will leave them at -the next turning. - - - -Dance. Then exeunt all except DON JOHN, BORACHIO, -and CLAUDIO - - -DON JOHN -Sure my brother is amorous on Hero and hath -withdrawn her father to break with him about it. -The ladies follow her and but one visor remains. - - - -BORACHIO -And that is Claudio: I know him by his bearing. - - - -DON JOHN -Are not you Signior Benedick? - - - -CLAUDIO -You know me well; I am he. - - - -DON JOHN -Signior, you are very near my brother in his love: -he is enamoured on Hero; I pray you, dissuade him -from her: she is no equal for his birth: you may -do the part of an honest man in it. - - - -CLAUDIO -How know you he loves her? - - - -DON JOHN -I heard him swear his affection. - - - -BORACHIO -So did I too; and he swore he would marry her to-night. - - - -DON JOHN -Come, let us to the banquet. - - - -Exeunt DON JOHN and BORACHIO - - -CLAUDIO -Thus answer I in the name of Benedick, -But hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio. -'Tis certain so; the prince wooes for himself. -Friendship is constant in all other things -Save in the office and affairs of love: -Therefore, all hearts in love use their own tongues; -Let every eye negotiate for itself -And trust no agent; for beauty is a witch -Against whose charms faith melteth into blood. -This is an accident of hourly proof, -Which I mistrusted not. Farewell, therefore, Hero! - - - -Re-enter BENEDICK - - -BENEDICK -Count Claudio? - - - -CLAUDIO -Yea, the same. - - - -BENEDICK -Come, will you go with me? - - - -CLAUDIO -Whither? - - - -BENEDICK -Even to the next willow, about your own business, -county. What fashion will you wear the garland of? -about your neck, like an usurer's chain? or under -your arm, like a lieutenant's scarf? You must wear -it one way, for the prince hath got your Hero. - - - -CLAUDIO -I wish him joy of her. - - - -BENEDICK -Why, that's spoken like an honest drovier: so they -sell bullocks. But did you think the prince would -have served you thus? - - - -CLAUDIO -I pray you, leave me. - - - -BENEDICK -Ho! now you strike like the blind man: 'twas the -boy that stole your meat, and you'll beat the post. - - - -CLAUDIO -If it will not be, I'll leave you. - - - -Exit - - -BENEDICK -Alas, poor hurt fowl! now will he creep into sedges. -But that my Lady Beatrice should know me, and not -know me! The prince's fool! Ha? It may be I go -under that title because I am merry. Yea, but so I -am apt to do myself wrong; I am not so reputed: it -is the base, though bitter, disposition of Beatrice -that puts the world into her person and so gives me -out. Well, I'll be revenged as I may. - - - -Re-enter DON PEDRO - - -DON PEDRO -Now, signior, where's the count? did you see him? - - - -BENEDICK -Troth, my lord, I have played the part of Lady Fame. -I found him here as melancholy as a lodge in a -warren: I told him, and I think I told him true, -that your grace had got the good will of this young -lady; and I offered him my company to a willow-tree, -either to make him a garland, as being forsaken, or -to bind him up a rod, as being worthy to be whipped. - - - -DON PEDRO -To be whipped! What's his fault? - - - -BENEDICK -The flat transgression of a schoolboy, who, being -overjoyed with finding a birds' nest, shows it his -companion, and he steals it. - - - -DON PEDRO -Wilt thou make a trust a transgression? The -transgression is in the stealer. - - - -BENEDICK -Yet it had not been amiss the rod had been made, -and the garland too; for the garland he might have -worn himself, and the rod he might have bestowed on -you, who, as I take it, have stolen his birds' nest. - - - -DON PEDRO -I will but teach them to sing, and restore them to -the owner. - - - -BENEDICK -If their singing answer your saying, by my faith, -you say honestly. - - - -DON PEDRO -The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you: the -gentleman that danced with her told her she is much -wronged by you. - - - -BENEDICK -O, she misused me past the endurance of a block! -an oak but with one green leaf on it would have -answered her; my very visor began to assume life and -scold with her. She told me, not thinking I had been -myself, that I was the prince's jester, that I was -duller than a great thaw; huddling jest upon jest -with such impossible conveyance upon me that I stood -like a man at a mark, with a whole army shooting at -me. She speaks poniards, and every word stabs: -if her breath were as terrible as her terminations, -there were no living near her; she would infect to -the north star. I would not marry her, though she -were endowed with all that Adam bad left him before -he transgressed: she would have made Hercules have -turned spit, yea, and have cleft his club to make -the fire too. Come, talk not of her: you shall find -her the infernal Ate in good apparel. I would to God -some scholar would conjure her; for certainly, while -she is here, a man may live as quiet in hell as in a -sanctuary; and people sin upon purpose, because they -would go thither; so, indeed, all disquiet, horror -and perturbation follows her. - - - -DON PEDRO -Look, here she comes. - - - -Enter CLAUDIO, BEATRICE, HERO, and LEONATO - - -BENEDICK -Will your grace command me any service to the -world's end? I will go on the slightest errand now -to the Antipodes that you can devise to send me on; -I will fetch you a tooth-picker now from the -furthest inch of Asia, bring you the length of -Prester John's foot, fetch you a hair off the great -Cham's beard, do you any embassage to the Pigmies, -rather than hold three words' conference with this -harpy. You have no employment for me? - - - -DON PEDRO -None, but to desire your good company. - - - -BENEDICK -O God, sir, here's a dish I love not: I cannot -endure my Lady Tongue. - - - -Exit - - -DON PEDRO -Come, lady, come; you have lost the heart of -Signior Benedick. - - - -BEATRICE -Indeed, my lord, he lent it me awhile; and I gave -him use for it, a double heart for his single one: -marry, once before he won it of me with false dice, -therefore your grace may well say I have lost it. - - - -DON PEDRO -You have put him down, lady, you have put him down. - - - -BEATRICE -So I would not he should do me, my lord, lest I -should prove the mother of fools. I have brought -Count Claudio, whom you sent me to seek. - - - -DON PEDRO -Why, how now, count! wherefore are you sad? - - - -CLAUDIO -Not sad, my lord. - - - -DON PEDRO -How then? sick? - - - -CLAUDIO -Neither, my lord. - - - -BEATRICE -The count is neither sad, nor sick, nor merry, nor -well; but civil count, civil as an orange, and -something of that jealous complexion. - - - -DON PEDRO -I' faith, lady, I think your blazon to be true; -though, I'll be sworn, if he be so, his conceit is -false. Here, Claudio, I have wooed in thy name, and -fair Hero is won: I have broke with her father, -and his good will obtained: name the day of -marriage, and God give thee joy! - - - -LEONATO -Count, take of me my daughter, and with her my -fortunes: his grace hath made the match, and an -grace say Amen to it. - - - -BEATRICE -Speak, count, 'tis your cue. - - - -CLAUDIO -Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were -but little happy, if I could say how much. Lady, as -you are mine, I am yours: I give away myself for -you and dote upon the exchange. - - - -BEATRICE -Speak, cousin; or, if you cannot, stop his mouth -with a kiss, and let not him speak neither. - - - -DON PEDRO -In faith, lady, you have a merry heart. - - - -BEATRICE -Yea, my lord; I thank it, poor fool, it keeps on -the windy side of care. My cousin tells him in his -ear that he is in her heart. - - - -CLAUDIO -And so she doth, cousin. - - - -BEATRICE -Good Lord, for alliance! Thus goes every one to the -world but I, and I am sunburnt; I may sit in a -corner and cry heigh-ho for a husband! - - - -DON PEDRO -Lady Beatrice, I will get you one. - - - -BEATRICE -I would rather have one of your father's getting. -Hath your grace ne'er a brother like you? Your -father got excellent husbands, if a maid could come by them. - - - -DON PEDRO -Will you have me, lady? - - - -BEATRICE -No, my lord, unless I might have another for -working-days: your grace is too costly to wear -every day. But, I beseech your grace, pardon me: I -was born to speak all mirth and no matter. - - - -DON PEDRO -Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best -becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in -a merry hour. - - - -BEATRICE -No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there -was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Cousins, God give you joy! - - - -LEONATO -Niece, will you look to those things I told you of? - - - -BEATRICE -I cry you mercy, uncle. By your grace's pardon. - - - -Exit - - -DON PEDRO -By my troth, a pleasant-spirited lady. - - - -LEONATO -There's little of the melancholy element in her, my -lord: she is never sad but when she sleeps, and -not ever sad then; for I have heard my daughter say, -she hath often dreamed of unhappiness and waked -herself with laughing. - - - -DON PEDRO -She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband. - - - -LEONATO -O, by no means: she mocks all her wooers out of suit. - - - -DON PEDRO -She were an excellent wife for Benedict. - - - -LEONATO -O Lord, my lord, if they were but a week married, -they would talk themselves mad. - - - -DON PEDRO -County Claudio, when mean you to go to church? - - - -CLAUDIO -To-morrow, my lord: time goes on crutches till love -have all his rites. - - - -LEONATO -Not till Monday, my dear son, which is hence a just -seven-night; and a time too brief, too, to have all -things answer my mind. - - - -DON PEDRO -Come, you shake the head at so long a breathing: -but, I warrant thee, Claudio, the time shall not go -dully by us. I will in the interim undertake one of -Hercules' labours; which is, to bring Signior -Benedick and the Lady Beatrice into a mountain of -affection the one with the other. I would fain have -it a match, and I doubt not but to fashion it, if -you three will but minister such assistance as I -shall give you direction. - - - -LEONATO -My lord, I am for you, though it cost me ten -nights' watchings. - - - -CLAUDIO -And I, my lord. - - - -DON PEDRO -And you too, gentle Hero? - - - -HERO -I will do any modest office, my lord, to help my -cousin to a good husband. - - - -DON PEDRO -And Benedick is not the unhopefullest husband that -I know. Thus far can I praise him; he is of a noble -strain, of approved valour and confirmed honesty. I -will teach you how to humour your cousin, that she -shall fall in love with Benedick; and I, with your -two helps, will so practise on Benedick that, in -despite of his quick wit and his queasy stomach, he -shall fall in love with Beatrice. If we can do this, -Cupid is no longer an archer: his glory shall be -ours, for we are the only love-gods. Go in with me, -and I will tell you my drift. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE II. The same. -Enter DON JOHN and BORACHIO - - -DON JOHN -It is so; the Count Claudio shall marry the -daughter of Leonato. - - - -BORACHIO -Yea, my lord; but I can cross it. - - - -DON JOHN -Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be -medicinable to me: I am sick in displeasure to him, -and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges -evenly with mine. How canst thou cross this marriage? - - - -BORACHIO -Not honestly, my lord; but so covertly that no -dishonesty shall appear in me. - - - -DON JOHN -Show me briefly how. - - - -BORACHIO -I think I told your lordship a year since, how much -I am in the favour of Margaret, the waiting -gentlewoman to Hero. - - - -DON JOHN -I remember. - - - -BORACHIO -I can, at any unseasonable instant of the night, -appoint her to look out at her lady's chamber window. - - - -DON JOHN -What life is in that, to be the death of this marriage? - - - -BORACHIO -The poison of that lies in you to temper. Go you to -the prince your brother; spare not to tell him that -he hath wronged his honour in marrying the renowned -Claudio--whose estimation do you mightily hold -up--to a contaminated stale, such a one as Hero. - - - -DON JOHN -What proof shall I make of that? - - - -BORACHIO -Proof enough to misuse the prince, to vex Claudio, -to undo Hero and kill Leonato. Look you for any -other issue? - - - -DON JOHN -Only to despite them, I will endeavour any thing. - - - -BORACHIO -Go, then; find me a meet hour to draw Don Pedro and -the Count Claudio alone: tell them that you know -that Hero loves me; intend a kind of zeal both to the -prince and Claudio, as,--in love of your brother's -honour, who hath made this match, and his friend's -reputation, who is thus like to be cozened with the -semblance of a maid,--that you have discovered -thus. They will scarcely believe this without trial: -offer them instances; which shall bear no less -likelihood than to see me at her chamber-window, -hear me call Margaret Hero, hear Margaret term me -Claudio; and bring them to see this the very night -before the intended wedding,--for in the meantime I -will so fashion the matter that Hero shall be -absent,--and there shall appear such seeming truth -of Hero's disloyalty that jealousy shall be called -assurance and all the preparation overthrown. - - - -DON JOHN -Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will put -it in practise. Be cunning in the working this, and -thy fee is a thousand ducats. - - - -BORACHIO -Be you constant in the accusation, and my cunning -shall not shame me. - - - -DON JOHN -I will presently go learn their day of marriage. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE III. LEONATO'S orchard. -Enter BENEDICK - - -BENEDICK -Boy! - - - -Enter Boy - - -Boy -Signior? - - - -BENEDICK -In my chamber-window lies a book: bring it hither -to me in the orchard. - - - -Boy -I am here already, sir. - - - -BENEDICK -I know that; but I would have thee hence, and here again. -Exit Boy -I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much -another man is a fool when he dedicates his -behaviors to love, will, after he hath laughed at -such shallow follies in others, become the argument -of his own scorn by failing in love: and such a man -is Claudio. I have known when there was no music -with him but the drum and the fife; and now had he -rather hear the tabour and the pipe: I have known -when he would have walked ten mile a-foot to see a -good armour; and now will he lie ten nights awake, -carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to -speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest man -and a soldier; and now is he turned orthography; his -words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many -strange dishes. May I be so converted and see with -these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not: I will not -be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster; but -I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster -of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman -is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am -well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all -graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in -my grace. Rich she shall be, that's certain; wise, -or I'll none; virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her; -fair, or I'll never look on her; mild, or come not -near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good -discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall -be of what colour it please God. Ha! the prince and -Monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbour. - - -Withdraws -Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, and LEONATO - - -DON PEDRO -Come, shall we hear this music? - - - -CLAUDIO -Yea, my good lord. How still the evening is, -As hush'd on purpose to grace harmony! - - - -DON PEDRO -See you where Benedick hath hid himself? - - - -CLAUDIO -O, very well, my lord: the music ended, -We'll fit the kid-fox with a pennyworth. - - - -Enter BALTHASAR with Music - - -DON PEDRO -Come, Balthasar, we'll hear that song again. - - - -BALTHASAR -O, good my lord, tax not so bad a voice -To slander music any more than once. - - - -DON PEDRO -It is the witness still of excellency -To put a strange face on his own perfection. -I pray thee, sing, and let me woo no more. - - - -BALTHASAR -Because you talk of wooing, I will sing; -Since many a wooer doth commence his suit -To her he thinks not worthy, yet he wooes, -Yet will he swear he loves. - - - -DON PEDRO -Now, pray thee, come; -Or, if thou wilt hold longer argument, -Do it in notes. - - - -BALTHASAR -Note this before my notes; -There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting. - - - -DON PEDRO -Why, these are very crotchets that he speaks; -Note, notes, forsooth, and nothing. - - - -Air - - -BENEDICK -Now, divine air! now is his soul ravished! Is it -not strange that sheeps' guts should hale souls out -of men's bodies? Well, a horn for my money, when -all's done. - - - -The Song - - -BALTHASAR -Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, -Men were deceivers ever, -One foot in sea and one on shore, -To one thing constant never: -Then sigh not so, but let them go, -And be you blithe and bonny, -Converting all your sounds of woe -Into Hey nonny, nonny. -Sing no more ditties, sing no moe, -Of dumps so dull and heavy; -The fraud of men was ever so, -Since summer first was leafy: -Then sigh not so, &c. - - - -DON PEDRO -By my troth, a good song. - - - -BALTHASAR -And an ill singer, my lord. - - - -DON PEDRO -Ha, no, no, faith; thou singest well enough for a shift. - - - -BENEDICK -An he had been a dog that should have howled thus, -they would have hanged him: and I pray God his bad -voice bode no mischief. I had as lief have heard the -night-raven, come what plague could have come after -it. - - - -DON PEDRO -Yea, marry, dost thou hear, Balthasar? I pray thee, -get us some excellent music; for to-morrow night we -would have it at the Lady Hero's chamber-window. - - - -BALTHASAR -The best I can, my lord. - - - -DON PEDRO -Do so: farewell. -Exit BALTHASAR -Come hither, Leonato. What was it you told me of -to-day, that your niece Beatrice was in love with -Signior Benedick? - - - -CLAUDIO -O, ay: stalk on. stalk on; the fowl sits. I did -never think that lady would have loved any man. - - - -LEONATO -No, nor I neither; but most wonderful that she -should so dote on Signior Benedick, whom she hath in -all outward behaviors seemed ever to abhor. - - - -BENEDICK -Is't possible? Sits the wind in that corner? - - - -LEONATO -By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to think -of it but that she loves him with an enraged -affection: it is past the infinite of thought. - - - -DON PEDRO -May be she doth but counterfeit. - - - -CLAUDIO -Faith, like enough. - - - -LEONATO -O God, counterfeit! There was never counterfeit of -passion came so near the life of passion as she -discovers it. - - - -DON PEDRO -Why, what effects of passion shows she? - - - -CLAUDIO -Bait the hook well; this fish will bite. - - - -LEONATO -What effects, my lord? She will sit you, you heard -my daughter tell you how. - - - -CLAUDIO -She did, indeed. - - - -DON PEDRO -How, how, pray you? You amaze me: I would have I -thought her spirit had been invincible against all -assaults of affection. - - - -LEONATO -I would have sworn it had, my lord; especially -against Benedick. - - - -BENEDICK -I should think this a gull, but that the -white-bearded fellow speaks it: knavery cannot, -sure, hide himself in such reverence. - - - -CLAUDIO -He hath ta'en the infection: hold it up. - - - -DON PEDRO -Hath she made her affection known to Benedick? - - - -LEONATO -No; and swears she never will: that's her torment. - - - -CLAUDIO -'Tis true, indeed; so your daughter says: 'Shall -I,' says she, 'that have so oft encountered him -with scorn, write to him that I love him?' - - - -LEONATO -This says she now when she is beginning to write to -him; for she'll be up twenty times a night, and -there will she sit in her smock till she have writ a -sheet of paper: my daughter tells us all. - - - -CLAUDIO -Now you talk of a sheet of paper, I remember a -pretty jest your daughter told us of. - - - -LEONATO -O, when she had writ it and was reading it over, she -found Benedick and Beatrice between the sheet? - - - -CLAUDIO -That. - - - -LEONATO -O, she tore the letter into a thousand halfpence; -railed at herself, that she should be so immodest -to write to one that she knew would flout her; 'I -measure him,' says she, 'by my own spirit; for I -should flout him, if he writ to me; yea, though I -love him, I should.' - - - -CLAUDIO -Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps, sobs, -beats her heart, tears her hair, prays, curses; 'O -sweet Benedick! God give me patience!' - - - -LEONATO -She doth indeed; my daughter says so: and the -ecstasy hath so much overborne her that my daughter -is sometime afeared she will do a desperate outrage -to herself: it is very true. - - - -DON PEDRO -It were good that Benedick knew of it by some -other, if she will not discover it. - - - -CLAUDIO -To what end? He would make but a sport of it and -torment the poor lady worse. - - - -DON PEDRO -An he should, it were an alms to hang him. She's an -excellent sweet lady; and, out of all suspicion, -she is virtuous. - - - -CLAUDIO -And she is exceeding wise. - - - -DON PEDRO -In every thing but in loving Benedick. - - - -LEONATO -O, my lord, wisdom and blood combating in so tender -a body, we have ten proofs to one that blood hath -the victory. I am sorry for her, as I have just -cause, being her uncle and her guardian. - - - -DON PEDRO -I would she had bestowed this dotage on me: I would -have daffed all other respects and made her half -myself. I pray you, tell Benedick of it, and hear -what a' will say. - - - -LEONATO -Were it good, think you? - - - -CLAUDIO -Hero thinks surely she will die; for she says she -will die, if he love her not, and she will die, ere -she make her love known, and she will die, if he woo -her, rather than she will bate one breath of her -accustomed crossness. - - - -DON PEDRO -She doth well: if she should make tender of her -love, 'tis very possible he'll scorn it; for the -man, as you know all, hath a contemptible spirit. - - - -CLAUDIO -He is a very proper man. - - - -DON PEDRO -He hath indeed a good outward happiness. - - - -CLAUDIO -Before God! and, in my mind, very wise. - - - -DON PEDRO -He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit. - - - -CLAUDIO -And I take him to be valiant. - - - -DON PEDRO -As Hector, I assure you: and in the managing of -quarrels you may say he is wise; for either he -avoids them with great discretion, or undertakes -them with a most Christian-like fear. - - - -LEONATO -If he do fear God, a' must necessarily keep peace: -if he break the peace, he ought to enter into a -quarrel with fear and trembling. - - - -DON PEDRO -And so will he do; for the man doth fear God, -howsoever it seems not in him by some large jests -he will make. Well I am sorry for your niece. Shall -we go seek Benedick, and tell him of her love? - - - -CLAUDIO -Never tell him, my lord: let her wear it out with -good counsel. - - - -LEONATO -Nay, that's impossible: she may wear her heart out first. - - - -DON PEDRO -Well, we will hear further of it by your daughter: -let it cool the while. I love Benedick well; and I -could wish he would modestly examine himself, to see -how much he is unworthy so good a lady. - - - -LEONATO -My lord, will you walk? dinner is ready. - - - -CLAUDIO -If he do not dote on her upon this, I will never -trust my expectation. - - - -DON PEDRO -Let there be the same net spread for her; and that -must your daughter and her gentlewomen carry. The -sport will be, when they hold one an opinion of -another's dotage, and no such matter: that's the -scene that I would see, which will be merely a -dumb-show. Let us send her to call him in to dinner. - - - -Exeunt DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, and LEONATO - - -BENEDICK -Coming forward This can be no trick: the -conference was sadly borne. They have the truth of -this from Hero. They seem to pity the lady: it -seems her affections have their full bent. Love me! -why, it must be requited. I hear how I am censured: -they say I will bear myself proudly, if I perceive -the love come from her; they say too that she will -rather die than give any sign of affection. I did -never think to marry: I must not seem proud: happy -are they that hear their detractions and can put -them to mending. They say the lady is fair; 'tis a -truth, I can bear them witness; and virtuous; 'tis -so, I cannot reprove it; and wise, but for loving -me; by my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor -no great argument of her folly, for I will be -horribly in love with her. I may chance have some -odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, -because I have railed so long against marriage: but -doth not the appetite alter? a man loves the meat -in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. -Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of -the brain awe a man from the career of his humour? -No, the world must be peopled. When I said I would -die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I -were married. Here comes Beatrice. By this day! -she's a fair lady: I do spy some marks of love in -her. - - - -Enter BEATRICE - - -BEATRICE -Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner. - - - -BENEDICK -Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains. - - - -BEATRICE -I took no more pains for those thanks than you take -pains to thank me: if it had been painful, I would -not have come. - - - -BENEDICK -You take pleasure then in the message? - - - -BEATRICE -Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife's -point and choke a daw withal. You have no stomach, -signior: fare you well. - - - -Exit - - -BENEDICK -Ha! 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come in -to dinner;' there's a double meaning in that 'I took -no more pains for those thanks than you took pains -to thank me.' that's as much as to say, Any pains -that I take for you is as easy as thanks. If I do -not take pity of her, I am a villain; if I do not -love her, I am a Jew. I will go get her picture. - - - -Exit - - - - -ACT III - -SCENE I. LEONATO'S garden. -Enter HERO, MARGARET, and URSULA - - -HERO -Good Margaret, run thee to the parlor; -There shalt thou find my cousin Beatrice -Proposing with the prince and Claudio: -Whisper her ear and tell her, I and Ursula -Walk in the orchard and our whole discourse -Is all of her; say that thou overheard'st us; -And bid her steal into the pleached bower, -Where honeysuckles, ripen'd by the sun, -Forbid the sun to enter, like favourites, -Made proud by princes, that advance their pride -Against that power that bred it: there will she hide her, -To listen our purpose. This is thy office; -Bear thee well in it and leave us alone. - - - -MARGARET -I'll make her come, I warrant you, presently. - - - -Exit - - -HERO -Now, Ursula, when Beatrice doth come, -As we do trace this alley up and down, -Our talk must only be of Benedick. -When I do name him, let it be thy part -To praise him more than ever man did merit: -My talk to thee must be how Benedick -Is sick in love with Beatrice. Of this matter -Is little Cupid's crafty arrow made, -That only wounds by hearsay. -Enter BEATRICE, behind -Now begin; -For look where Beatrice, like a lapwing, runs -Close by the ground, to hear our conference. - - - -URSULA -The pleasant'st angling is to see the fish -Cut with her golden oars the silver stream, -And greedily devour the treacherous bait: -So angle we for Beatrice; who even now -Is couched in the woodbine coverture. -Fear you not my part of the dialogue. - - - -HERO -Then go we near her, that her ear lose nothing -Of the false sweet bait that we lay for it. -Approaching the bower -No, truly, Ursula, she is too disdainful; -I know her spirits are as coy and wild -As haggerds of the rock. - - - -URSULA -But are you sure -That Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely? - - - -HERO -So says the prince and my new-trothed lord. - - - -URSULA -And did they bid you tell her of it, madam? - - - -HERO -They did entreat me to acquaint her of it; -But I persuaded them, if they loved Benedick, -To wish him wrestle with affection, -And never to let Beatrice know of it. - - - -URSULA -Why did you so? Doth not the gentleman -Deserve as full as fortunate a bed -As ever Beatrice shall couch upon? - - - -HERO -O god of love! I know he doth deserve -As much as may be yielded to a man: -But Nature never framed a woman's heart -Of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice; -Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes, -Misprising what they look on, and her wit -Values itself so highly that to her -All matter else seems weak: she cannot love, -Nor take no shape nor project of affection, -She is so self-endeared. - - - -URSULA -Sure, I think so; -And therefore certainly it were not good -She knew his love, lest she make sport at it. - - - -HERO -Why, you speak truth. I never yet saw man, -How wise, how noble, young, how rarely featured, -But she would spell him backward: if fair-faced, -She would swear the gentleman should be her sister; -If black, why, Nature, drawing of an antique, -Made a foul blot; if tall, a lance ill-headed; -If low, an agate very vilely cut; -If speaking, why, a vane blown with all winds; -If silent, why, a block moved with none. -So turns she every man the wrong side out -And never gives to truth and virtue that -Which simpleness and merit purchaseth. - - - -URSULA -Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable. - - - -HERO -No, not to be so odd and from all fashions -As Beatrice is, cannot be commendable: -But who dare tell her so? If I should speak, -She would mock me into air; O, she would laugh me -Out of myself, press me to death with wit. -Therefore let Benedick, like cover'd fire, -Consume away in sighs, waste inwardly: -It were a better death than die with mocks, -Which is as bad as die with tickling. - - - -URSULA -Yet tell her of it: hear what she will say. - - - -HERO -No; rather I will go to Benedick -And counsel him to fight against his passion. -And, truly, I'll devise some honest slanders -To stain my cousin with: one doth not know -How much an ill word may empoison liking. - - - -URSULA -O, do not do your cousin such a wrong. -She cannot be so much without true judgment-- -Having so swift and excellent a wit -As she is prized to have--as to refuse -So rare a gentleman as Signior Benedick. - - - -HERO -He is the only man of Italy. -Always excepted my dear Claudio. - - - -URSULA -I pray you, be not angry with me, madam, -Speaking my fancy: Signior Benedick, -For shape, for bearing, argument and valour, -Goes foremost in report through Italy. - - - -HERO -Indeed, he hath an excellent good name. - - - -URSULA -His excellence did earn it, ere he had it. -When are you married, madam? - - - -HERO -Why, every day, to-morrow. Come, go in: -I'll show thee some attires, and have thy counsel -Which is the best to furnish me to-morrow. - - - -URSULA -She's limed, I warrant you: we have caught her, madam. - - - -HERO -If it proves so, then loving goes by haps: -Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps. - - - -Exeunt HERO and URSULA - - -BEATRICE -Coming forward -What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true? -Stand I condemn'd for pride and scorn so much? -Contempt, farewell! and maiden pride, adieu! -No glory lives behind the back of such. -And, Benedick, love on; I will requite thee, -Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand: -If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee -To bind our loves up in a holy band; -For others say thou dost deserve, and I -Believe it better than reportingly. - - - -Exit - - -SCENE II. A room in LEONATO'S house -Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, and LEONATO - - -DON PEDRO -I do but stay till your marriage be consummate, and -then go I toward Arragon. - - - -CLAUDIO -I'll bring you thither, my lord, if you'll -vouchsafe me. - - - -DON PEDRO -Nay, that would be as great a soil in the new gloss -of your marriage as to show a child his new coat -and forbid him to wear it. I will only be bold -with Benedick for his company; for, from the crown -of his head to the sole of his foot, he is all -mirth: he hath twice or thrice cut Cupid's -bow-string and the little hangman dare not shoot at -him; he hath a heart as sound as a bell and his -tongue is the clapper, for what his heart thinks his -tongue speaks. - - - -BENEDICK -Gallants, I am not as I have been. - - - -LEONATO -So say I methinks you are sadder. - - - -CLAUDIO -I hope he be in love. - - - -DON PEDRO -Hang him, truant! there's no true drop of blood in -him, to be truly touched with love: if he be sad, -he wants money. - - - -BENEDICK -I have the toothache. - - - -DON PEDRO -Draw it. - - - -BENEDICK -Hang it! - - - -CLAUDIO -You must hang it first, and draw it afterwards. - - - -DON PEDRO -What! sigh for the toothache? - - - -LEONATO -Where is but a humour or a worm. - - - -BENEDICK -Well, every one can master a grief but he that has -it. - - - -CLAUDIO -Yet say I, he is in love. - - - -DON PEDRO -There is no appearance of fancy in him, unless it be -a fancy that he hath to strange disguises; as, to be -a Dutchman today, a Frenchman to-morrow, or in the -shape of two countries at once, as, a German from -the waist downward, all slops, and a Spaniard from -the hip upward, no doublet. Unless he have a fancy -to this foolery, as it appears he hath, he is no -fool for fancy, as you would have it appear he is. - - - -CLAUDIO -If he be not in love with some woman, there is no -believing old signs: a' brushes his hat o' -mornings; what should that bode? - - - -DON PEDRO -Hath any man seen him at the barber's? - - - -CLAUDIO -No, but the barber's man hath been seen with him, -and the old ornament of his cheek hath already -stuffed tennis-balls. - - - -LEONATO -Indeed, he looks younger than he did, by the loss of a beard. - - - -DON PEDRO -Nay, a' rubs himself with civet: can you smell him -out by that? - - - -CLAUDIO -That's as much as to say, the sweet youth's in love. - - - -DON PEDRO -The greatest note of it is his melancholy. - - - -CLAUDIO -And when was he wont to wash his face? - - - -DON PEDRO -Yea, or to paint himself? for the which, I hear -what they say of him. - - - -CLAUDIO -Nay, but his jesting spirit; which is now crept into -a lute-string and now governed by stops. - - - -DON PEDRO -Indeed, that tells a heavy tale for him: conclude, -conclude he is in love. - - - -CLAUDIO -Nay, but I know who loves him. - - - -DON PEDRO -That would I know too: I warrant, one that knows him not. - - - -CLAUDIO -Yes, and his ill conditions; and, in despite of -all, dies for him. - - - -DON PEDRO -She shall be buried with her face upwards. - - - -BENEDICK -Yet is this no charm for the toothache. Old -signior, walk aside with me: I have studied eight -or nine wise words to speak to you, which these -hobby-horses must not hear. - - - -Exeunt BENEDICK and LEONATO - - -DON PEDRO -For my life, to break with him about Beatrice. - - - -CLAUDIO -'Tis even so. Hero and Margaret have by this -played their parts with Beatrice; and then the two -bears will not bite one another when they meet. - - - -Enter DON JOHN - - -DON JOHN -My lord and brother, God save you! - - - -DON PEDRO -Good den, brother. - - - -DON JOHN -If your leisure served, I would speak with you. - - - -DON PEDRO -In private? - - - -DON JOHN -If it please you: yet Count Claudio may hear; for -what I would speak of concerns him. - - - -DON PEDRO -What's the matter? - - - -DON JOHN -To CLAUDIO Means your lordship to be married -to-morrow? - - - -DON PEDRO -You know he does. - - - -DON JOHN -I know not that, when he knows what I know. - - - -CLAUDIO -If there be any impediment, I pray you discover it. - - - -DON JOHN -You may think I love you not: let that appear -hereafter, and aim better at me by that I now will -manifest. For my brother, I think he holds you -well, and in dearness of heart hath holp to effect -your ensuing marriage;--surely suit ill spent and -labour ill bestowed. - - - -DON PEDRO -Why, what's the matter? - - - -DON JOHN -I came hither to tell you; and, circumstances -shortened, for she has been too long a talking of, -the lady is disloyal. - - - -CLAUDIO -Who, Hero? - - - -DON PEDRO -Even she; Leonato's Hero, your Hero, every man's Hero: - - - -CLAUDIO -Disloyal? - - - -DON JOHN -The word is too good to paint out her wickedness; I -could say she were worse: think you of a worse -title, and I will fit her to it. Wonder not till -further warrant: go but with me to-night, you shall -see her chamber-window entered, even the night -before her wedding-day: if you love her then, -to-morrow wed her; but it would better fit your honour -to change your mind. - - - -CLAUDIO -May this be so? - - - -DON PEDRO -I will not think it. - - - -DON JOHN -If you dare not trust that you see, confess not -that you know: if you will follow me, I will show -you enough; and when you have seen more and heard -more, proceed accordingly. - - - -CLAUDIO -If I see any thing to-night why I should not marry -her to-morrow in the congregation, where I should -wed, there will I shame her. - - - -DON PEDRO -And, as I wooed for thee to obtain her, I will join -with thee to disgrace her. - - - -DON JOHN -I will disparage her no farther till you are my -witnesses: bear it coldly but till midnight, and -let the issue show itself. - - - -DON PEDRO -O day untowardly turned! - - - -CLAUDIO -O mischief strangely thwarting! - - - -DON JOHN -O plague right well prevented! so will you say when -you have seen the sequel. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE III. A street. -Enter DOGBERRY and VERGES with the Watch - - -DOGBERRY -Are you good men and true? - - - -VERGES -Yea, or else it were pity but they should suffer -salvation, body and soul. - - - -DOGBERRY -Nay, that were a punishment too good for them, if -they should have any allegiance in them, being -chosen for the prince's watch. - - - -VERGES -Well, give them their charge, neighbour Dogberry. - - - -DOGBERRY -First, who think you the most desertless man to be -constable? - - - -First Watchman -Hugh Otecake, sir, or George Seacole; for they can -write and read. - - - -DOGBERRY -Come hither, neighbour Seacole. God hath blessed -you with a good name: to be a well-favoured man is -the gift of fortune; but to write and read comes by nature. - - - -Second Watchman -Both which, master constable,-- - - - -DOGBERRY -You have: I knew it would be your answer. Well, -for your favour, sir, why, give God thanks, and make -no boast of it; and for your writing and reading, -let that appear when there is no need of such -vanity. You are thought here to be the most -senseless and fit man for the constable of the -watch; therefore bear you the lantern. This is your -charge: you shall comprehend all vagrom men; you are -to bid any man stand, in the prince's name. - - - -Second Watchman -How if a' will not stand? - - - -DOGBERRY -Why, then, take no note of him, but let him go; and -presently call the rest of the watch together and -thank God you are rid of a knave. - - - -VERGES -If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is none -of the prince's subjects. - - - -DOGBERRY -True, and they are to meddle with none but the -prince's subjects. You shall also make no noise in -the streets; for, for the watch to babble and to -talk is most tolerable and not to be endured. - - - -Watchman -We will rather sleep than talk: we know what -belongs to a watch. - - - -DOGBERRY -Why, you speak like an ancient and most quiet -watchman; for I cannot see how sleeping should -offend: only, have a care that your bills be not -stolen. Well, you are to call at all the -ale-houses, and bid those that are drunk get them to bed. - - - -Watchman -How if they will not? - - - -DOGBERRY -Why, then, let them alone till they are sober: if -they make you not then the better answer, you may -say they are not the men you took them for. - - - -Watchman -Well, sir. - - - -DOGBERRY -If you meet a thief, you may suspect him, by virtue -of your office, to be no true man; and, for such -kind of men, the less you meddle or make with them, -why the more is for your honesty. - - - -Watchman -If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay -hands on him? - - - -DOGBERRY -Truly, by your office, you may; but I think they -that touch pitch will be defiled: the most peaceable -way for you, if you do take a thief, is to let him -show himself what he is and steal out of your company. - - - -VERGES -You have been always called a merciful man, partner. - - - -DOGBERRY -Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more -a man who hath any honesty in him. - - - -VERGES -If you hear a child cry in the night, you must call -to the nurse and bid her still it. - - - -Watchman -How if the nurse be asleep and will not hear us? - - - -DOGBERRY -Why, then, depart in peace, and let the child wake -her with crying; for the ewe that will not hear her -lamb when it baes will never answer a calf when he bleats. - - - -VERGES -'Tis very true. - - - -DOGBERRY -This is the end of the charge:--you, constable, are -to present the prince's own person: if you meet the -prince in the night, you may stay him. - - - -VERGES -Nay, by'r our lady, that I think a' cannot. - - - -DOGBERRY -Five shillings to one on't, with any man that knows -the statutes, he may stay him: marry, not without -the prince be willing; for, indeed, the watch ought -to offend no man; and it is an offence to stay a -man against his will. - - - -VERGES -By'r lady, I think it be so. - - - -DOGBERRY -Ha, ha, ha! Well, masters, good night: an there be -any matter of weight chances, call up me: keep your -fellows' counsels and your own; and good night. -Come, neighbour. - - - -Watchman -Well, masters, we hear our charge: let us go sit here -upon the church-bench till two, and then all to bed. - - - -DOGBERRY -One word more, honest neighbours. I pray you watch -about Signior Leonato's door; for the wedding being -there to-morrow, there is a great coil to-night. -Adieu: be vigitant, I beseech you. - - -Exeunt DOGBERRY and VERGES -Enter BORACHIO and CONRADE - - -BORACHIO -What Conrade! - - - -Watchman -Aside Peace! stir not. - - - -BORACHIO -Conrade, I say! - - - -CONRADE -Here, man; I am at thy elbow. - - - -BORACHIO -Mass, and my elbow itched; I thought there would a -scab follow. - - - -CONRADE -I will owe thee an answer for that: and now forward -with thy tale. - - - -BORACHIO -Stand thee close, then, under this pent-house, for -it drizzles rain; and I will, like a true drunkard, -utter all to thee. - - - -Watchman -Aside Some treason, masters: yet stand close. - - - -BORACHIO -Therefore know I have earned of Don John a thousand ducats. - - - -CONRADE -Is it possible that any villany should be so dear? - - - -BORACHIO -Thou shouldst rather ask if it were possible any -villany should be so rich; for when rich villains -have need of poor ones, poor ones may make what -price they will. - - - -CONRADE -I wonder at it. - - - -BORACHIO -That shows thou art unconfirmed. Thou knowest that -the fashion of a doublet, or a hat, or a cloak, is -nothing to a man. - - - -CONRADE -Yes, it is apparel. - - - -BORACHIO -I mean, the fashion. - - - -CONRADE -Yes, the fashion is the fashion. - - - -BORACHIO -Tush! I may as well say the fool's the fool. But -seest thou not what a deformed thief this fashion -is? - - - -Watchman -Aside I know that Deformed; a' has been a vile -thief this seven year; a' goes up and down like a -gentleman: I remember his name. - - - -BORACHIO -Didst thou not hear somebody? - - - -CONRADE -No; 'twas the vane on the house. - - - -BORACHIO -Seest thou not, I say, what a deformed thief this -fashion is? how giddily a' turns about all the hot -bloods between fourteen and five-and-thirty? -sometimes fashioning them like Pharaoh's soldiers -in the reeky painting, sometime like god Bel's -priests in the old church-window, sometime like the -shaven Hercules in the smirched worm-eaten tapestry, -where his codpiece seems as massy as his club? - - - -CONRADE -All this I see; and I see that the fashion wears -out more apparel than the man. But art not thou -thyself giddy with the fashion too, that thou hast -shifted out of thy tale into telling me of the fashion? - - - -BORACHIO -Not so, neither: but know that I have to-night -wooed Margaret, the Lady Hero's gentlewoman, by the -name of Hero: she leans me out at her mistress' -chamber-window, bids me a thousand times good -night,--I tell this tale vilely:--I should first -tell thee how the prince, Claudio and my master, -planted and placed and possessed by my master Don -John, saw afar off in the orchard this amiable encounter. - - - -CONRADE -And thought they Margaret was Hero? - - - -BORACHIO -Two of them did, the prince and Claudio; but the -devil my master knew she was Margaret; and partly -by his oaths, which first possessed them, partly by -the dark night, which did deceive them, but chiefly -by my villany, which did confirm any slander that -Don John had made, away went Claudio enraged; swore -he would meet her, as he was appointed, next morning -at the temple, and there, before the whole -congregation, shame her with what he saw o'er night -and send her home again without a husband. - - - -First Watchman -We charge you, in the prince's name, stand! - - - -Second Watchman -Call up the right master constable. We have here -recovered the most dangerous piece of lechery that -ever was known in the commonwealth. - - - -First Watchman -And one Deformed is one of them: I know him; a' -wears a lock. - - - -CONRADE -Masters, masters,-- - - - -Second Watchman -You'll be made bring Deformed forth, I warrant you. - - - -CONRADE -Masters,-- - - - -First Watchman -Never speak: we charge you let us obey you to go with us. - - - -BORACHIO -We are like to prove a goodly commodity, being taken -up of these men's bills. - - - -CONRADE -A commodity in question, I warrant you. Come, we'll obey you. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE IV. HERO's apartment. -Enter HERO, MARGARET, and URSULA - - -HERO -Good Ursula, wake my cousin Beatrice, and desire -her to rise. - - - -URSULA -I will, lady. - - - -HERO -And bid her come hither. - - - -URSULA -Well. - - - -Exit - - -MARGARET -Troth, I think your other rabato were better. - - - -HERO -No, pray thee, good Meg, I'll wear this. - - - -MARGARET -By my troth, 's not so good; and I warrant your -cousin will say so. - - - -HERO -My cousin's a fool, and thou art another: I'll wear -none but this. - - - -MARGARET -I like the new tire within excellently, if the hair -were a thought browner; and your gown's a most rare -fashion, i' faith. I saw the Duchess of Milan's -gown that they praise so. - - - -HERO -O, that exceeds, they say. - - - -MARGARET -By my troth, 's but a night-gown in respect of -yours: cloth o' gold, and cuts, and laced with -silver, set with pearls, down sleeves, side sleeves, -and skirts, round underborne with a bluish tinsel: -but for a fine, quaint, graceful and excellent -fashion, yours is worth ten on 't. - - - -HERO -God give me joy to wear it! for my heart is -exceeding heavy. - - - -MARGARET -'Twill be heavier soon by the weight of a man. - - - -HERO -Fie upon thee! art not ashamed? - - - -MARGARET -Of what, lady? of speaking honourably? Is not -marriage honourable in a beggar? Is not your lord -honourable without marriage? I think you would have -me say, 'saving your reverence, a husband:' and bad -thinking do not wrest true speaking, I'll offend -nobody: is there any harm in 'the heavier for a -husband'? None, I think, and it be the right husband -and the right wife; otherwise 'tis light, and not -heavy: ask my Lady Beatrice else; here she comes. - - - -Enter BEATRICE - - -HERO -Good morrow, coz. - - - -BEATRICE -Good morrow, sweet Hero. - - - -HERO -Why how now? do you speak in the sick tune? - - - -BEATRICE -I am out of all other tune, methinks. - - - -MARGARET -Clap's into 'Light o' love;' that goes without a -burden: do you sing it, and I'll dance it. - - - -BEATRICE -Ye light o' love, with your heels! then, if your -husband have stables enough, you'll see he shall -lack no barns. - - - -MARGARET -O illegitimate construction! I scorn that with my heels. - - - -BEATRICE -'Tis almost five o'clock, cousin; tis time you were -ready. By my troth, I am exceeding ill: heigh-ho! - - - -MARGARET -For a hawk, a horse, or a husband? - - - -BEATRICE -For the letter that begins them all, H. - - - -MARGARET -Well, and you be not turned Turk, there's no more -sailing by the star. - - - -BEATRICE -What means the fool, trow? - - - -MARGARET -Nothing I; but God send every one their heart's desire! - - - -HERO -These gloves the count sent me; they are an -excellent perfume. - - - -BEATRICE -I am stuffed, cousin; I cannot smell. - - - -MARGARET -A maid, and stuffed! there's goodly catching of cold. - - - -BEATRICE -O, God help me! God help me! how long have you -professed apprehension? - - - -MARGARET -Even since you left it. Doth not my wit become me rarely? - - - -BEATRICE -It is not seen enough, you should wear it in your -cap. By my troth, I am sick. - - - -MARGARET -Get you some of this distilled Carduus Benedictus, -and lay it to your heart: it is the only thing for a qualm. - - - -HERO -There thou prickest her with a thistle. - - - -BEATRICE -Benedictus! why Benedictus? you have some moral in -this Benedictus. - - - -MARGARET -Moral! no, by my troth, I have no moral meaning; I -meant, plain holy-thistle. You may think perchance -that I think you are in love: nay, by'r lady, I am -not such a fool to think what I list, nor I list -not to think what I can, nor indeed I cannot think, -if I would think my heart out of thinking, that you -are in love or that you will be in love or that you -can be in love. Yet Benedick was such another, and -now is he become a man: he swore he would never -marry, and yet now, in despite of his heart, he eats -his meat without grudging: and how you may be -converted I know not, but methinks you look with -your eyes as other women do. - - - -BEATRICE -What pace is this that thy tongue keeps? - - - -MARGARET -Not a false gallop. - - - -Re-enter URSULA - - -URSULA -Madam, withdraw: the prince, the count, Signior -Benedick, Don John, and all the gallants of the -town, are come to fetch you to church. - - - -HERO -Help to dress me, good coz, good Meg, good Ursula. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE V. Another room in LEONATO'S house. -Enter LEONATO, with DOGBERRY and VERGES - - -LEONATO -What would you with me, honest neighbour? - - - -DOGBERRY -Marry, sir, I would have some confidence with you -that decerns you nearly. - - - -LEONATO -Brief, I pray you; for you see it is a busy time with me. - - - -DOGBERRY -Marry, this it is, sir. - - - -VERGES -Yes, in truth it is, sir. - - - -LEONATO -What is it, my good friends? - - - -DOGBERRY -Goodman Verges, sir, speaks a little off the -matter: an old man, sir, and his wits are not so -blunt as, God help, I would desire they were; but, -in faith, honest as the skin between his brows. - - - -VERGES -Yes, I thank God I am as honest as any man living -that is an old man and no honester than I. - - - -DOGBERRY -Comparisons are odorous: palabras, neighbour Verges. - - - -LEONATO -Neighbours, you are tedious. - - - -DOGBERRY -It pleases your worship to say so, but we are the -poor duke's officers; but truly, for mine own part, -if I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in -my heart to bestow it all of your worship. - - - -LEONATO -All thy tediousness on me, ah? - - - -DOGBERRY -Yea, an 'twere a thousand pound more than 'tis; for -I hear as good exclamation on your worship as of any -man in the city; and though I be but a poor man, I -am glad to hear it. - - - -VERGES -And so am I. - - - -LEONATO -I would fain know what you have to say. - - - -VERGES -Marry, sir, our watch to-night, excepting your -worship's presence, ha' ta'en a couple of as arrant -knaves as any in Messina. - - - -DOGBERRY -A good old man, sir; he will be talking: as they -say, when the age is in, the wit is out: God help -us! it is a world to see. Well said, i' faith, -neighbour Verges: well, God's a good man; an two men -ride of a horse, one must ride behind. An honest -soul, i' faith, sir; by my troth he is, as ever -broke bread; but God is to be worshipped; all men -are not alike; alas, good neighbour! - - - -LEONATO -Indeed, neighbour, he comes too short of you. - - - -DOGBERRY -Gifts that God gives. - - - -LEONATO -I must leave you. - - - -DOGBERRY -One word, sir: our watch, sir, have indeed -comprehended two aspicious persons, and we would -have them this morning examined before your worship. - - - -LEONATO -Take their examination yourself and bring it me: I -am now in great haste, as it may appear unto you. - - - -DOGBERRY -It shall be suffigance. - - - -LEONATO -Drink some wine ere you go: fare you well. - - - -Enter a Messenger - - -Messenger -My lord, they stay for you to give your daughter to -her husband. - - - -LEONATO -I'll wait upon them: I am ready. - - - -Exeunt LEONATO and Messenger - - -DOGBERRY -Go, good partner, go, get you to Francis Seacole; -bid him bring his pen and inkhorn to the gaol: we -are now to examination these men. - - - -VERGES -And we must do it wisely. - - - -DOGBERRY -We will spare for no wit, I warrant you; here's -that shall drive some of them to a non-come: only -get the learned writer to set down our -excommunication and meet me at the gaol. - - - -Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV - -SCENE I. A church. -Enter DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, LEONATO, FRIAR FRANCIS, -CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, HERO, BEATRICE, and Attendants - - -LEONATO -Come, Friar Francis, be brief; only to the plain -form of marriage, and you shall recount their -particular duties afterwards. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -You come hither, my lord, to marry this lady. - - - -CLAUDIO -No. - - - -LEONATO -To be married to her: friar, you come to marry her. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -Lady, you come hither to be married to this count. - - - -HERO -I do. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -If either of you know any inward impediment why you -should not be conjoined, charge you, on your souls, -to utter it. - - - -CLAUDIO -Know you any, Hero? - - - -HERO -None, my lord. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -Know you any, count? - - - -LEONATO -I dare make his answer, none. - - - -CLAUDIO -O, what men dare do! what men may do! what men daily -do, not knowing what they do! - - - -BENEDICK -How now! interjections? Why, then, some be of -laughing, as, ah, ha, he! - - - -CLAUDIO -Stand thee by, friar. Father, by your leave: -Will you with free and unconstrained soul -Give me this maid, your daughter? - - - -LEONATO -As freely, son, as God did give her me. - - - -CLAUDIO -And what have I to give you back, whose worth -May counterpoise this rich and precious gift? - - - -DON PEDRO -Nothing, unless you render her again. - - - -CLAUDIO -Sweet prince, you learn me noble thankfulness. -There, Leonato, take her back again: -Give not this rotten orange to your friend; -She's but the sign and semblance of her honour. -Behold how like a maid she blushes here! -O, what authority and show of truth -Can cunning sin cover itself withal! -Comes not that blood as modest evidence -To witness simple virtue? Would you not swear, -All you that see her, that she were a maid, -By these exterior shows? But she is none: -She knows the heat of a luxurious bed; -Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty. - - - -LEONATO -What do you mean, my lord? - - - -CLAUDIO -Not to be married, -Not to knit my soul to an approved wanton. - - - -LEONATO -Dear my lord, if you, in your own proof, -Have vanquish'd the resistance of her youth, -And made defeat of her virginity,-- - - - -CLAUDIO -I know what you would say: if I have known her, -You will say she did embrace me as a husband, -And so extenuate the 'forehand sin: -No, Leonato, -I never tempted her with word too large; -But, as a brother to his sister, show'd -Bashful sincerity and comely love. - - - -HERO -And seem'd I ever otherwise to you? - - - -CLAUDIO -Out on thee! Seeming! I will write against it: -You seem to me as Dian in her orb, -As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown; -But you are more intemperate in your blood -Than Venus, or those pamper'd animals -That rage in savage sensuality. - - - -HERO -Is my lord well, that he doth speak so wide? - - - -LEONATO -Sweet prince, why speak not you? - - - -DON PEDRO -What should I speak? -I stand dishonour'd, that have gone about -To link my dear friend to a common stale. - - - -LEONATO -Are these things spoken, or do I but dream? - - - -DON JOHN -Sir, they are spoken, and these things are true. - - - -BENEDICK -This looks not like a nuptial. - - - -HERO -True! O God! - - - -CLAUDIO -Leonato, stand I here? -Is this the prince? is this the prince's brother? -Is this face Hero's? are our eyes our own? - - - -LEONATO -All this is so: but what of this, my lord? - - - -CLAUDIO -Let me but move one question to your daughter; -And, by that fatherly and kindly power -That you have in her, bid her answer truly. - - - -LEONATO -I charge thee do so, as thou art my child. - - - -HERO -O, God defend me! how am I beset! -What kind of catechising call you this? - - - -CLAUDIO -To make you answer truly to your name. - - - -HERO -Is it not Hero? Who can blot that name -With any just reproach? - - - -CLAUDIO -Marry, that can Hero; -Hero itself can blot out Hero's virtue. -What man was he talk'd with you yesternight -Out at your window betwixt twelve and one? -Now, if you are a maid, answer to this. - - - -HERO -I talk'd with no man at that hour, my lord. - - - -DON PEDRO -Why, then are you no maiden. Leonato, -I am sorry you must hear: upon mine honour, -Myself, my brother and this grieved count -Did see her, hear her, at that hour last night -Talk with a ruffian at her chamber-window -Who hath indeed, most like a liberal villain, -Confess'd the vile encounters they have had -A thousand times in secret. - - - -DON JOHN -Fie, fie! they are not to be named, my lord, -Not to be spoke of; -There is not chastity enough in language -Without offence to utter them. Thus, pretty lady, -I am sorry for thy much misgovernment. - - - -CLAUDIO -O Hero, what a Hero hadst thou been, -If half thy outward graces had been placed -About thy thoughts and counsels of thy heart! -But fare thee well, most foul, most fair! farewell, -Thou pure impiety and impious purity! -For thee I'll lock up all the gates of love, -And on my eyelids shall conjecture hang, -To turn all beauty into thoughts of harm, -And never shall it more be gracious. - - - -LEONATO -Hath no man's dagger here a point for me? - - - -HERO swoons - - -BEATRICE -Why, how now, cousin! wherefore sink you down? - - - -DON JOHN -Come, let us go. These things, come thus to light, -Smother her spirits up. - - - -Exeunt DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, and CLAUDIO - - -BENEDICK -How doth the lady? - - - -BEATRICE -Dead, I think. Help, uncle! -Hero! why, Hero! Uncle! Signior Benedick! Friar! - - - -LEONATO -O Fate! take not away thy heavy hand. -Death is the fairest cover for her shame -That may be wish'd for. - - - -BEATRICE -How now, cousin Hero! - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -Have comfort, lady. - - - -LEONATO -Dost thou look up? - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -Yea, wherefore should she not? - - - -LEONATO -Wherefore! Why, doth not every earthly thing -Cry shame upon her? Could she here deny -The story that is printed in her blood? -Do not live, Hero; do not ope thine eyes: -For, did I think thou wouldst not quickly die, -Thought I thy spirits were stronger than thy shames, -Myself would, on the rearward of reproaches, -Strike at thy life. Grieved I, I had but one? -Chid I for that at frugal nature's frame? -O, one too much by thee! Why had I one? -Why ever wast thou lovely in my eyes? -Why had I not with charitable hand -Took up a beggar's issue at my gates, -Who smirch'd thus and mired with infamy, -I might have said 'No part of it is mine; -This shame derives itself from unknown loins'? -But mine and mine I loved and mine I praised -And mine that I was proud on, mine so much -That I myself was to myself not mine, -Valuing of her,--why, she, O, she is fallen -Into a pit of ink, that the wide sea -Hath drops too few to wash her clean again -And salt too little which may season give -To her foul-tainted flesh! - - - -BENEDICK -Sir, sir, be patient. -For my part, I am so attired in wonder, -I know not what to say. - - - -BEATRICE -O, on my soul, my cousin is belied! - - - -BENEDICK -Lady, were you her bedfellow last night? - - - -BEATRICE -No, truly not; although, until last night, -I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow. - - - -LEONATO -Confirm'd, confirm'd! O, that is stronger made -Which was before barr'd up with ribs of iron! -Would the two princes lie, and Claudio lie, -Who loved her so, that, speaking of her foulness, -Wash'd it with tears? Hence from her! let her die. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -Hear me a little; for I have only been -Silent so long and given way unto -This course of fortune -By noting of the lady. I have mark'd -A thousand blushing apparitions -To start into her face, a thousand innocent shames -In angel whiteness beat away those blushes; -And in her eye there hath appear'd a fire, -To burn the errors that these princes hold -Against her maiden truth. Call me a fool; -Trust not my reading nor my observations, -Which with experimental seal doth warrant -The tenor of my book; trust not my age, -My reverence, calling, nor divinity, -If this sweet lady lie not guiltless here -Under some biting error. - - - -LEONATO -Friar, it cannot be. -Thou seest that all the grace that she hath left -Is that she will not add to her damnation -A sin of perjury; she not denies it: -Why seek'st thou then to cover with excuse -That which appears in proper nakedness? - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -Lady, what man is he you are accused of? - - - -HERO -They know that do accuse me; I know none: -If I know more of any man alive -Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant, -Let all my sins lack mercy! O my father, -Prove you that any man with me conversed -At hours unmeet, or that I yesternight -Maintain'd the change of words with any creature, -Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death! - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -There is some strange misprision in the princes. - - - -BENEDICK -Two of them have the very bent of honour; -And if their wisdoms be misled in this, -The practise of it lives in John the bastard, -Whose spirits toil in frame of villanies. - - - -LEONATO -I know not. If they speak but truth of her, -These hands shall tear her; if they wrong her honour, -The proudest of them shall well hear of it. -Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, -Nor age so eat up my invention, -Nor fortune made such havoc of my means, -Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends, -But they shall find, awaked in such a kind, -Both strength of limb and policy of mind, -Ability in means and choice of friends, -To quit me of them throughly. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -Pause awhile, -And let my counsel sway you in this case. -Your daughter here the princes left for dead: -Let her awhile be secretly kept in, -And publish it that she is dead indeed; -Maintain a mourning ostentation -And on your family's old monument -Hang mournful epitaphs and do all rites -That appertain unto a burial. - - - -LEONATO -What shall become of this? what will this do? - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -Marry, this well carried shall on her behalf -Change slander to remorse; that is some good: -But not for that dream I on this strange course, -But on this travail look for greater birth. -She dying, as it must so be maintain'd, -Upon the instant that she was accused, -Shall be lamented, pitied and excused -Of every hearer: for it so falls out -That what we have we prize not to the worth -Whiles we enjoy it, but being lack'd and lost, -Why, then we rack the value, then we find -The virtue that possession would not show us -Whiles it was ours. So will it fare with Claudio: -When he shall hear she died upon his words, -The idea of her life shall sweetly creep -Into his study of imagination, -And every lovely organ of her life -Shall come apparell'd in more precious habit, -More moving-delicate and full of life, -Into the eye and prospect of his soul, -Than when she lived indeed; then shall he mourn, -If ever love had interest in his liver, -And wish he had not so accused her, -No, though he thought his accusation true. -Let this be so, and doubt not but success -Will fashion the event in better shape -Than I can lay it down in likelihood. -But if all aim but this be levell'd false, -The supposition of the lady's death -Will quench the wonder of her infamy: -And if it sort not well, you may conceal her, -As best befits her wounded reputation, -In some reclusive and religious life, -Out of all eyes, tongues, minds and injuries. - - - -BENEDICK -Signior Leonato, let the friar advise you: -And though you know my inwardness and love -Is very much unto the prince and Claudio, -Yet, by mine honour, I will deal in this -As secretly and justly as your soul -Should with your body. - - - -LEONATO -Being that I flow in grief, -The smallest twine may lead me. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -'Tis well consented: presently away; -For to strange sores strangely they strain the cure. -Come, lady, die to live: this wedding-day -Perhaps is but prolong'd: have patience and endure. - - - -Exeunt all but BENEDICK and BEATRICE - - -BENEDICK -Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while? - - - -BEATRICE -Yea, and I will weep a while longer. - - - -BENEDICK -I will not desire that. - - - -BEATRICE -You have no reason; I do it freely. - - - -BENEDICK -Surely I do believe your fair cousin is wronged. - - - -BEATRICE -Ah, how much might the man deserve of me that would right her! - - - -BENEDICK -Is there any way to show such friendship? - - - -BEATRICE -A very even way, but no such friend. - - - -BENEDICK -May a man do it? - - - -BEATRICE -It is a man's office, but not yours. - - - -BENEDICK -I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is -not that strange? - - - -BEATRICE -As strange as the thing I know not. It were as -possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as -you: but believe me not; and yet I lie not; I -confess nothing, nor I deny nothing. I am sorry for my cousin. - - - -BENEDICK -By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me. - - - -BEATRICE -Do not swear, and eat it. - - - -BENEDICK -I will swear by it that you love me; and I will make -him eat it that says I love not you. - - - -BEATRICE -Will you not eat your word? - - - -BENEDICK -With no sauce that can be devised to it. I protest -I love thee. - - - -BEATRICE -Why, then, God forgive me! - - - -BENEDICK -What offence, sweet Beatrice? - - - -BEATRICE -You have stayed me in a happy hour: I was about to -protest I loved you. - - - -BENEDICK -And do it with all thy heart. - - - -BEATRICE -I love you with so much of my heart that none is -left to protest. - - - -BENEDICK -Come, bid me do any thing for thee. - - - -BEATRICE -Kill Claudio. - - - -BENEDICK -Ha! not for the wide world. - - - -BEATRICE -You kill me to deny it. Farewell. - - - -BENEDICK -Tarry, sweet Beatrice. - - - -BEATRICE -I am gone, though I am here: there is no love in -you: nay, I pray you, let me go. - - - -BENEDICK -Beatrice,-- - - - -BEATRICE -In faith, I will go. - - - -BENEDICK -We'll be friends first. - - - -BEATRICE -You dare easier be friends with me than fight with mine enemy. - - - -BENEDICK -Is Claudio thine enemy? - - - -BEATRICE -Is he not approved in the height a villain, that -hath slandered, scorned, dishonoured my kinswoman? O -that I were a man! What, bear her in hand until they -come to take hands; and then, with public -accusation, uncovered slander, unmitigated rancour, ---O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart -in the market-place. - - - -BENEDICK -Hear me, Beatrice,-- - - - -BEATRICE -Talk with a man out at a window! A proper saying! - - - -BENEDICK -Nay, but, Beatrice,-- - - - -BEATRICE -Sweet Hero! She is wronged, she is slandered, she is undone. - - - -BENEDICK -Beat-- - - - -BEATRICE -Princes and counties! Surely, a princely testimony, -a goodly count, Count Comfect; a sweet gallant, -surely! O that I were a man for his sake! or that I -had any friend would be a man for my sake! But -manhood is melted into courtesies, valour into -compliment, and men are only turned into tongue, and -trim ones too: he is now as valiant as Hercules -that only tells a lie and swears it. I cannot be a -man with wishing, therefore I will die a woman with grieving. - - - -BENEDICK -Tarry, good Beatrice. By this hand, I love thee. - - - -BEATRICE -Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it. - - - -BENEDICK -Think you in your soul the Count Claudio hath wronged Hero? - - - -BEATRICE -Yea, as sure as I have a thought or a soul. - - - -BENEDICK -Enough, I am engaged; I will challenge him. I will -kiss your hand, and so I leave you. By this hand, -Claudio shall render me a dear account. As you -hear of me, so think of me. Go, comfort your -cousin: I must say she is dead: and so, farewell. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE II. A prison. -Enter DOGBERRY, VERGES, and Sexton, in gowns; and -the Watch, with CONRADE and BORACHIO - - -DOGBERRY -Is our whole dissembly appeared? - - - -VERGES -O, a stool and a cushion for the sexton. - - - -Sexton -Which be the malefactors? - - - -DOGBERRY -Marry, that am I and my partner. - - - -VERGES -Nay, that's certain; we have the exhibition to examine. - - - -Sexton -But which are the offenders that are to be -examined? let them come before master constable. - - - -DOGBERRY -Yea, marry, let them come before me. What is your -name, friend? - - - -BORACHIO -Borachio. - - - -DOGBERRY -Pray, write down, Borachio. Yours, sirrah? - - - -CONRADE -I am a gentleman, sir, and my name is Conrade. - - - -DOGBERRY -Write down, master gentleman Conrade. Masters, do -you serve God? - - - -CONRADE -BORACHIO -Yea, sir, we hope. - - - -DOGBERRY -Write down, that they hope they serve God: and -write God first; for God defend but God should go -before such villains! Masters, it is proved already -that you are little better than false knaves; and it -will go near to be thought so shortly. How answer -you for yourselves? - - - -CONRADE -Marry, sir, we say we are none. - - - -DOGBERRY -A marvellous witty fellow, I assure you: but I -will go about with him. Come you hither, sirrah; a -word in your ear: sir, I say to you, it is thought -you are false knaves. - - - -BORACHIO -Sir, I say to you we are none. - - - -DOGBERRY -Well, stand aside. 'Fore God, they are both in a -tale. Have you writ down, that they are none? - - - -Sexton -Master constable, you go not the way to examine: -you must call forth the watch that are their accusers. - - - -DOGBERRY -Yea, marry, that's the eftest way. Let the watch -come forth. Masters, I charge you, in the prince's -name, accuse these men. - - - -First Watchman -This man said, sir, that Don John, the prince's -brother, was a villain. - - - -DOGBERRY -Write down Prince John a villain. Why, this is flat -perjury, to call a prince's brother villain. - - - -BORACHIO -Master constable,-- - - - -DOGBERRY -Pray thee, fellow, peace: I do not like thy look, -I promise thee. - - - -Sexton -What heard you him say else? - - - -Second Watchman -Marry, that he had received a thousand ducats of -Don John for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully. - - - -DOGBERRY -Flat burglary as ever was committed. - - - -VERGES -Yea, by mass, that it is. - - - -Sexton -What else, fellow? - - - -First Watchman -And that Count Claudio did mean, upon his words, to -disgrace Hero before the whole assembly. and not marry her. - - - -DOGBERRY -O villain! thou wilt be condemned into everlasting -redemption for this. - - - -Sexton -What else? - - - -Watchman -This is all. - - - -Sexton -And this is more, masters, than you can deny. -Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away; -Hero was in this manner accused, in this very manner -refused, and upon the grief of this suddenly died. -Master constable, let these men be bound, and -brought to Leonato's: I will go before and show -him their examination. - - - -Exit - - -DOGBERRY -Come, let them be opinioned. - - - -VERGES -Let them be in the hands-- - - - -CONRADE -Off, coxcomb! - - - -DOGBERRY -God's my life, where's the sexton? let him write -down the prince's officer coxcomb. Come, bind them. -Thou naughty varlet! - - - -CONRADE -Away! you are an ass, you are an ass. - - - -DOGBERRY -Dost thou not suspect my place? dost thou not -suspect my years? O that he were here to write me -down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an -ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not -that I am an ass. No, thou villain, thou art full of -piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness. -I am a wise fellow, and, which is more, an officer, -and, which is more, a householder, and, which is -more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in -Messina, and one that knows the law, go to; and a -rich fellow enough, go to; and a fellow that hath -had losses, and one that hath two gowns and every -thing handsome about him. Bring him away. O that -I had been writ down an ass! - - - -Exeunt - - - - -ACT V - -SCENE I. Before LEONATO'S house. -Enter LEONATO and ANTONIO - - -ANTONIO -If you go on thus, you will kill yourself: -And 'tis not wisdom thus to second grief -Against yourself. - - - -LEONATO -I pray thee, cease thy counsel, -Which falls into mine ears as profitless -As water in a sieve: give not me counsel; -Nor let no comforter delight mine ear -But such a one whose wrongs do suit with mine. -Bring me a father that so loved his child, -Whose joy of her is overwhelm'd like mine, -And bid him speak of patience; -Measure his woe the length and breadth of mine -And let it answer every strain for strain, -As thus for thus and such a grief for such, -In every lineament, branch, shape, and form: -If such a one will smile and stroke his beard, -Bid sorrow wag, cry 'hem!' when he should groan, -Patch grief with proverbs, make misfortune drunk -With candle-wasters; bring him yet to me, -And I of him will gather patience. -But there is no such man: for, brother, men -Can counsel and speak comfort to that grief -Which they themselves not feel; but, tasting it, -Their counsel turns to passion, which before -Would give preceptial medicine to rage, -Fetter strong madness in a silken thread, -Charm ache with air and agony with words: -No, no; 'tis all men's office to speak patience -To those that wring under the load of sorrow, -But no man's virtue nor sufficiency -To be so moral when he shall endure -The like himself. Therefore give me no counsel: -My griefs cry louder than advertisement. - - - -ANTONIO -Therein do men from children nothing differ. - - - -LEONATO -I pray thee, peace. I will be flesh and blood; -For there was never yet philosopher -That could endure the toothache patiently, -However they have writ the style of gods -And made a push at chance and sufferance. - - - -ANTONIO -Yet bend not all the harm upon yourself; -Make those that do offend you suffer too. - - - -LEONATO -There thou speak'st reason: nay, I will do so. -My soul doth tell me Hero is belied; -And that shall Claudio know; so shall the prince -And all of them that thus dishonour her. - - - -ANTONIO -Here comes the prince and Claudio hastily. - - - -Enter DON PEDRO and CLAUDIO - - -DON PEDRO -Good den, good den. - - - -CLAUDIO -Good day to both of you. - - - -LEONATO -Hear you. my lords,-- - - - -DON PEDRO -We have some haste, Leonato. - - - -LEONATO -Some haste, my lord! well, fare you well, my lord: -Are you so hasty now? well, all is one. - - - -DON PEDRO -Nay, do not quarrel with us, good old man. - - - -ANTONIO -If he could right himself with quarreling, -Some of us would lie low. - - - -CLAUDIO -Who wrongs him? - - - -LEONATO -Marry, thou dost wrong me; thou dissembler, thou:-- -Nay, never lay thy hand upon thy sword; -I fear thee not. - - - -CLAUDIO -Marry, beshrew my hand, -If it should give your age such cause of fear: -In faith, my hand meant nothing to my sword. - - - -LEONATO -Tush, tush, man; never fleer and jest at me: -I speak not like a dotard nor a fool, -As under privilege of age to brag -What I have done being young, or what would do -Were I not old. Know, Claudio, to thy head, -Thou hast so wrong'd mine innocent child and me -That I am forced to lay my reverence by -And, with grey hairs and bruise of many days, -Do challenge thee to trial of a man. -I say thou hast belied mine innocent child; -Thy slander hath gone through and through her heart, -And she lies buried with her ancestors; -O, in a tomb where never scandal slept, -Save this of hers, framed by thy villany! - - - -CLAUDIO -My villany? - - - -LEONATO -Thine, Claudio; thine, I say. - - - -DON PEDRO -You say not right, old man. - - - -LEONATO -My lord, my lord, -I'll prove it on his body, if he dare, -Despite his nice fence and his active practise, -His May of youth and bloom of lustihood. - - - -CLAUDIO -Away! I will not have to do with you. - - - -LEONATO -Canst thou so daff me? Thou hast kill'd my child: -If thou kill'st me, boy, thou shalt kill a man. - - - -ANTONIO -He shall kill two of us, and men indeed: -But that's no matter; let him kill one first; -Win me and wear me; let him answer me. -Come, follow me, boy; come, sir boy, come, follow me: -Sir boy, I'll whip you from your foining fence; -Nay, as I am a gentleman, I will. - - - -LEONATO -Brother,-- - - - -ANTONIO -Content yourself. God knows I loved my niece; -And she is dead, slander'd to death by villains, -That dare as well answer a man indeed -As I dare take a serpent by the tongue: -Boys, apes, braggarts, Jacks, milksops! - - - -LEONATO -Brother Antony,-- - - - -ANTONIO -Hold you content. What, man! I know them, yea, -And what they weigh, even to the utmost scruple,-- -Scrambling, out-facing, fashion-monging boys, -That lie and cog and flout, deprave and slander, -Go anticly, show outward hideousness, -And speak off half a dozen dangerous words, -How they might hurt their enemies, if they durst; -And this is all. - - - -LEONATO -But, brother Antony,-- - - - -ANTONIO -Come, 'tis no matter: -Do not you meddle; let me deal in this. - - - -DON PEDRO -Gentlemen both, we will not wake your patience. -My heart is sorry for your daughter's death: -But, on my honour, she was charged with nothing -But what was true and very full of proof. - - - -LEONATO -My lord, my lord,-- - - - -DON PEDRO -I will not hear you. - - - -LEONATO -No? Come, brother; away! I will be heard. - - - -ANTONIO -And shall, or some of us will smart for it. - - - -Exeunt LEONATO and ANTONIO - - -DON PEDRO -See, see; here comes the man we went to seek. - - - -Enter BENEDICK - - -CLAUDIO -Now, signior, what news? - - - -BENEDICK -Good day, my lord. - - - -DON PEDRO -Welcome, signior: you are almost come to part -almost a fray. - - - -CLAUDIO -We had like to have had our two noses snapped off -with two old men without teeth. - - - -DON PEDRO -Leonato and his brother. What thinkest thou? Had -we fought, I doubt we should have been too young for them. - - - -BENEDICK -In a false quarrel there is no true valour. I came -to seek you both. - - - -CLAUDIO -We have been up and down to seek thee; for we are -high-proof melancholy and would fain have it beaten -away. Wilt thou use thy wit? - - - -BENEDICK -It is in my scabbard: shall I draw it? - - - -DON PEDRO -Dost thou wear thy wit by thy side? - - - -CLAUDIO -Never any did so, though very many have been beside -their wit. I will bid thee draw, as we do the -minstrels; draw, to pleasure us. - - - -DON PEDRO -As I am an honest man, he looks pale. Art thou -sick, or angry? - - - -CLAUDIO -What, courage, man! What though care killed a cat, -thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care. - - - -BENEDICK -Sir, I shall meet your wit in the career, and you -charge it against me. I pray you choose another subject. - - - -CLAUDIO -Nay, then, give him another staff: this last was -broke cross. - - - -DON PEDRO -By this light, he changes more and more: I think -he be angry indeed. - - - -CLAUDIO -If he be, he knows how to turn his girdle. - - - -BENEDICK -Shall I speak a word in your ear? - - - -CLAUDIO -God bless me from a challenge! - - - -BENEDICK -Aside to CLAUDIO You are a villain; I jest not: -I will make it good how you dare, with what you -dare, and when you dare. Do me right, or I will -protest your cowardice. You have killed a sweet -lady, and her death shall fall heavy on you. Let me -hear from you. - - - -CLAUDIO -Well, I will meet you, so I may have good cheer. - - - -DON PEDRO -What, a feast, a feast? - - - -CLAUDIO -I' faith, I thank him; he hath bid me to a calf's -head and a capon; the which if I do not carve most -curiously, say my knife's naught. Shall I not find -a woodcock too? - - - -BENEDICK -Sir, your wit ambles well; it goes easily. - - - -DON PEDRO -I'll tell thee how Beatrice praised thy wit the -other day. I said, thou hadst a fine wit: 'True,' -said she, 'a fine little one.' 'No,' said I, 'a -great wit:' 'Right,' says she, 'a great gross one.' -'Nay,' said I, 'a good wit:' 'Just,' said she, 'it -hurts nobody.' 'Nay,' said I, 'the gentleman -is wise:' 'Certain,' said she, 'a wise gentleman.' -'Nay,' said I, 'he hath the tongues:' 'That I -believe,' said she, 'for he swore a thing to me on -Monday night, which he forswore on Tuesday morning; -there's a double tongue; there's two tongues.' Thus -did she, an hour together, transshape thy particular -virtues: yet at last she concluded with a sigh, thou -wast the properest man in Italy. - - - -CLAUDIO -For the which she wept heartily and said she cared -not. - - - -DON PEDRO -Yea, that she did: but yet, for all that, an if she -did not hate him deadly, she would love him dearly: -the old man's daughter told us all. - - - -CLAUDIO -All, all; and, moreover, God saw him when he was -hid in the garden. - - - -DON PEDRO -But when shall we set the savage bull's horns on -the sensible Benedick's head? - - - -CLAUDIO -Yea, and text underneath, 'Here dwells Benedick the -married man'? - - - -BENEDICK -Fare you well, boy: you know my mind. I will leave -you now to your gossip-like humour: you break jests -as braggarts do their blades, which God be thanked, -hurt not. My lord, for your many courtesies I thank -you: I must discontinue your company: your brother -the bastard is fled from Messina: you have among -you killed a sweet and innocent lady. For my Lord -Lackbeard there, he and I shall meet: and, till -then, peace be with him. - - - -Exit - - -DON PEDRO -He is in earnest. - - - -CLAUDIO -In most profound earnest; and, I'll warrant you, for -the love of Beatrice. - - - -DON PEDRO -And hath challenged thee. - - - -CLAUDIO -Most sincerely. - - - -DON PEDRO -What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his -doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! - - - -CLAUDIO -He is then a giant to an ape; but then is an ape a -doctor to such a man. - - - -DON PEDRO -But, soft you, let me be: pluck up, my heart, and -be sad. Did he not say, my brother was fled? - - - -Enter DOGBERRY, VERGES, and the Watch, with CONRADE -and BORACHIO - - -DOGBERRY -Come you, sir: if justice cannot tame you, she -shall ne'er weigh more reasons in her balance: nay, -an you be a cursing hypocrite once, you must be looked to. - - - -DON PEDRO -How now? two of my brother's men bound! Borachio -one! - - - -CLAUDIO -Hearken after their offence, my lord. - - - -DON PEDRO -Officers, what offence have these men done? - - - -DOGBERRY -Marry, sir, they have committed false report; -moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, -they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have -belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust -things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves. - - - -DON PEDRO -First, I ask thee what they have done; thirdly, I -ask thee what's their offence; sixth and lastly, why -they are committed; and, to conclude, what you lay -to their charge. - - - -CLAUDIO -Rightly reasoned, and in his own division: and, by -my troth, there's one meaning well suited. - - - -DON PEDRO -Who have you offended, masters, that you are thus -bound to your answer? this learned constable is -too cunning to be understood: what's your offence? - - - -BORACHIO -Sweet prince, let me go no farther to mine answer: -do you hear me, and let this count kill me. I have -deceived even your very eyes: what your wisdoms -could not discover, these shallow fools have brought -to light: who in the night overheard me confessing -to this man how Don John your brother incensed me -to slander the Lady Hero, how you were brought into -the orchard and saw me court Margaret in Hero's -garments, how you disgraced her, when you should -marry her: my villany they have upon record; which -I had rather seal with my death than repeat over -to my shame. The lady is dead upon mine and my -master's false accusation; and, briefly, I desire -nothing but the reward of a villain. - - - -DON PEDRO -Runs not this speech like iron through your blood? - - - -CLAUDIO -I have drunk poison whiles he utter'd it. - - - -DON PEDRO -But did my brother set thee on to this? - - - -BORACHIO -Yea, and paid me richly for the practise of it. - - - -DON PEDRO -He is composed and framed of treachery: -And fled he is upon this villany. - - - -CLAUDIO -Sweet Hero! now thy image doth appear -In the rare semblance that I loved it first. - - - -DOGBERRY -Come, bring away the plaintiffs: by this time our -sexton hath reformed Signior Leonato of the matter: -and, masters, do not forget to specify, when time -and place shall serve, that I am an ass. - - - -VERGES -Here, here comes master Signior Leonato, and the -Sexton too. - - - -Re-enter LEONATO and ANTONIO, with the Sexton - - -LEONATO -Which is the villain? let me see his eyes, -That, when I note another man like him, -I may avoid him: which of these is he? - - - -BORACHIO -If you would know your wronger, look on me. - - - -LEONATO -Art thou the slave that with thy breath hast kill'd -Mine innocent child? - - - -BORACHIO -Yea, even I alone. - - - -LEONATO -No, not so, villain; thou beliest thyself: -Here stand a pair of honourable men; -A third is fled, that had a hand in it. -I thank you, princes, for my daughter's death: -Record it with your high and worthy deeds: -'Twas bravely done, if you bethink you of it. - - - -CLAUDIO -I know not how to pray your patience; -Yet I must speak. Choose your revenge yourself; -Impose me to what penance your invention -Can lay upon my sin: yet sinn'd I not -But in mistaking. - - - -DON PEDRO -By my soul, nor I: -And yet, to satisfy this good old man, -I would bend under any heavy weight -That he'll enjoin me to. - - - -LEONATO -I cannot bid you bid my daughter live; -That were impossible: but, I pray you both, -Possess the people in Messina here -How innocent she died; and if your love -Can labour ought in sad invention, -Hang her an epitaph upon her tomb -And sing it to her bones, sing it to-night: -To-morrow morning come you to my house, -And since you could not be my son-in-law, -Be yet my nephew: my brother hath a daughter, -Almost the copy of my child that's dead, -And she alone is heir to both of us: -Give her the right you should have given her cousin, -And so dies my revenge. - - - -CLAUDIO -O noble sir, -Your over-kindness doth wring tears from me! -I do embrace your offer; and dispose -For henceforth of poor Claudio. - - - -LEONATO -To-morrow then I will expect your coming; -To-night I take my leave. This naughty man -Shall face to face be brought to Margaret, -Who I believe was pack'd in all this wrong, -Hired to it by your brother. - - - -BORACHIO -No, by my soul, she was not, -Nor knew not what she did when she spoke to me, -But always hath been just and virtuous -In any thing that I do know by her. - - - -DOGBERRY -Moreover, sir, which indeed is not under white and -black, this plaintiff here, the offender, did call -me ass: I beseech you, let it be remembered in his -punishment. And also, the watch heard them talk of -one Deformed: they say be wears a key in his ear and -a lock hanging by it, and borrows money in God's -name, the which he hath used so long and never paid -that now men grow hard-hearted and will lend nothing -for God's sake: pray you, examine him upon that point. - - - -LEONATO -I thank thee for thy care and honest pains. - - - -DOGBERRY -Your worship speaks like a most thankful and -reverend youth; and I praise God for you. - - - -LEONATO -There's for thy pains. - - - -DOGBERRY -God save the foundation! - - - -LEONATO -Go, I discharge thee of thy prisoner, and I thank thee. - - - -DOGBERRY -I leave an arrant knave with your worship; which I -beseech your worship to correct yourself, for the -example of others. God keep your worship! I wish -your worship well; God restore you to health! I -humbly give you leave to depart; and if a merry -meeting may be wished, God prohibit it! Come, neighbour. - - - -Exeunt DOGBERRY and VERGES - - -LEONATO -Until to-morrow morning, lords, farewell. - - - -ANTONIO -Farewell, my lords: we look for you to-morrow. - - - -DON PEDRO -We will not fail. - - - -CLAUDIO -To-night I'll mourn with Hero. - - - -LEONATO -To the Watch Bring you these fellows on. We'll -talk with Margaret, -How her acquaintance grew with this lewd fellow. - - - -Exeunt, severally - - -SCENE II. LEONATO'S garden. -Enter BENEDICK and MARGARET, meeting - - -BENEDICK -Pray thee, sweet Mistress Margaret, deserve well at -my hands by helping me to the speech of Beatrice. - - - -MARGARET -Will you then write me a sonnet in praise of my beauty? - - - -BENEDICK -In so high a style, Margaret, that no man living -shall come over it; for, in most comely truth, thou -deservest it. - - - -MARGARET -To have no man come over me! why, shall I always -keep below stairs? - - - -BENEDICK -Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth; it catches. - - - -MARGARET -And yours as blunt as the fencer's foils, which hit, -but hurt not. - - - -BENEDICK -A most manly wit, Margaret; it will not hurt a -woman: and so, I pray thee, call Beatrice: I give -thee the bucklers. - - - -MARGARET -Give us the swords; we have bucklers of our own. - - - -BENEDICK -If you use them, Margaret, you must put in the -pikes with a vice; and they are dangerous weapons for maids. - - - -MARGARET -Well, I will call Beatrice to you, who I think hath legs. - - - -BENEDICK -And therefore will come. -Exit MARGARET -Sings -The god of love, -That sits above, -And knows me, and knows me, -How pitiful I deserve,-- -I mean in singing; but in loving, Leander the good -swimmer, Troilus the first employer of panders, and -a whole bookful of these quondam carpet-mangers, -whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a -blank verse, why, they were never so truly turned -over and over as my poor self in love. Marry, I -cannot show it in rhyme; I have tried: I can find -out no rhyme to 'lady' but 'baby,' an innocent -rhyme; for 'scorn,' 'horn,' a hard rhyme; for, -'school,' 'fool,' a babbling rhyme; very ominous -endings: no, I was not born under a rhyming planet, -nor I cannot woo in festival terms. -Enter BEATRICE -Sweet Beatrice, wouldst thou come when I called thee? - - - -BEATRICE -Yea, signior, and depart when you bid me. - - - -BENEDICK -O, stay but till then! - - - -BEATRICE -'Then' is spoken; fare you well now: and yet, ere -I go, let me go with that I came; which is, with -knowing what hath passed between you and Claudio. - - - -BENEDICK -Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee. - - - -BEATRICE -Foul words is but foul wind, and foul wind is but -foul breath, and foul breath is noisome; therefore I -will depart unkissed. - - - -BENEDICK -Thou hast frighted the word out of his right sense, -so forcible is thy wit. But I must tell thee -plainly, Claudio undergoes my challenge; and either -I must shortly hear from him, or I will subscribe -him a coward. And, I pray thee now, tell me for -which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me? - - - -BEATRICE -For them all together; which maintained so politic -a state of evil that they will not admit any good -part to intermingle with them. But for which of my -good parts did you first suffer love for me? - - - -BENEDICK -Suffer love! a good epithet! I do suffer love -indeed, for I love thee against my will. - - - -BEATRICE -In spite of your heart, I think; alas, poor heart! -If you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for -yours; for I will never love that which my friend hates. - - - -BENEDICK -Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably. - - - -BEATRICE -It appears not in this confession: there's not one -wise man among twenty that will praise himself. - - - -BENEDICK -An old, an old instance, Beatrice, that lived in -the lime of good neighbours. If a man do not erect -in this age his own tomb ere he dies, he shall live -no longer in monument than the bell rings and the -widow weeps. - - - -BEATRICE -And how long is that, think you? - - - -BENEDICK -Question: why, an hour in clamour and a quarter in -rheum: therefore is it most expedient for the -wise, if Don Worm, his conscience, find no -impediment to the contrary, to be the trumpet of his -own virtues, as I am to myself. So much for -praising myself, who, I myself will bear witness, is -praiseworthy: and now tell me, how doth your cousin? - - - -BEATRICE -Very ill. - - - -BENEDICK -And how do you? - - - -BEATRICE -Very ill too. - - - -BENEDICK -Serve God, love me and mend. There will I leave -you too, for here comes one in haste. - - - -Enter URSULA - - -URSULA -Madam, you must come to your uncle. Yonder's old -coil at home: it is proved my Lady Hero hath been -falsely accused, the prince and Claudio mightily -abused; and Don John is the author of all, who is -fed and gone. Will you come presently? - - - -BEATRICE -Will you go hear this news, signior? - - - -BENEDICK -I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be -buried in thy eyes; and moreover I will go with -thee to thy uncle's. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE III. A church. -Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, and three or four -with tapers - - -CLAUDIO -Is this the monument of Leonato? - - - -Lord -It is, my lord. - - - -CLAUDIO -Reading out of a scroll -Done to death by slanderous tongues -Was the Hero that here lies: -Death, in guerdon of her wrongs, -Gives her fame which never dies. -So the life that died with shame -Lives in death with glorious fame. -Hang thou there upon the tomb, -Praising her when I am dumb. -Now, music, sound, and sing your solemn hymn. -SONG. -Pardon, goddess of the night, -Those that slew thy virgin knight; -For the which, with songs of woe, -Round about her tomb they go. -Midnight, assist our moan; -Help us to sigh and groan, -Heavily, heavily: -Graves, yawn and yield your dead, -Till death be uttered, -Heavily, heavily. - - - -CLAUDIO -Now, unto thy bones good night! -Yearly will I do this rite. - - - -DON PEDRO -Good morrow, masters; put your torches out: -The wolves have prey'd; and look, the gentle day, -Before the wheels of Phoebus, round about -Dapples the drowsy east with spots of grey. -Thanks to you all, and leave us: fare you well. - - - -CLAUDIO -Good morrow, masters: each his several way. - - - -DON PEDRO -Come, let us hence, and put on other weeds; -And then to Leonato's we will go. - - - -CLAUDIO -And Hymen now with luckier issue speed's -Than this for whom we render'd up this woe. - - - -Exeunt - - -SCENE IV. A room in LEONATO'S house. -Enter LEONATO, ANTONIO, BENEDICK, BEATRICE, -MARGARET, URSULA, FRIAR FRANCIS, and HERO - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -Did I not tell you she was innocent? - - - -LEONATO -So are the prince and Claudio, who accused her -Upon the error that you heard debated: -But Margaret was in some fault for this, -Although against her will, as it appears -In the true course of all the question. - - - -ANTONIO -Well, I am glad that all things sort so well. - - - -BENEDICK -And so am I, being else by faith enforced -To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it. - - - -LEONATO -Well, daughter, and you gentle-women all, -Withdraw into a chamber by yourselves, -And when I send for you, come hither mask'd. -Exeunt Ladies -The prince and Claudio promised by this hour -To visit me. You know your office, brother: -You must be father to your brother's daughter -And give her to young Claudio. - - - -ANTONIO -Which I will do with confirm'd countenance. - - - -BENEDICK -Friar, I must entreat your pains, I think. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -To do what, signior? - - - -BENEDICK -To bind me, or undo me; one of them. -Signior Leonato, truth it is, good signior, -Your niece regards me with an eye of favour. - - - -LEONATO -That eye my daughter lent her: 'tis most true. - - - -BENEDICK -And I do with an eye of love requite her. - - - -LEONATO -The sight whereof I think you had from me, -From Claudio and the prince: but what's your will? - - - -BENEDICK -Your answer, sir, is enigmatical: -But, for my will, my will is your good will -May stand with ours, this day to be conjoin'd -In the state of honourable marriage: -In which, good friar, I shall desire your help. - - - -LEONATO -My heart is with your liking. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -And my help. -Here comes the prince and Claudio. - - - -Enter DON PEDRO and CLAUDIO, and two or -three others - - -DON PEDRO -Good morrow to this fair assembly. - - - -LEONATO -Good morrow, prince; good morrow, Claudio: -We here attend you. Are you yet determined -To-day to marry with my brother's daughter? - - - -CLAUDIO -I'll hold my mind, were she an Ethiope. - - - -LEONATO -Call her forth, brother; here's the friar ready. - - - -Exit ANTONIO - - -DON PEDRO -Good morrow, Benedick. Why, what's the matter, -That you have such a February face, -So full of frost, of storm and cloudiness? - - - -CLAUDIO -I think he thinks upon the savage bull. -Tush, fear not, man; we'll tip thy horns with gold -And all Europa shall rejoice at thee, -As once Europa did at lusty Jove, -When he would play the noble beast in love. - - - -BENEDICK -Bull Jove, sir, had an amiable low; -And some such strange bull leap'd your father's cow, -And got a calf in that same noble feat -Much like to you, for you have just his bleat. - - - -CLAUDIO -For this I owe you: here comes other reckonings. -Re-enter ANTONIO, with the Ladies masked -Which is the lady I must seize upon? - - - -ANTONIO -This same is she, and I do give you her. - - - -CLAUDIO -Why, then she's mine. Sweet, let me see your face. - - - -LEONATO -No, that you shall not, till you take her hand -Before this friar and swear to marry her. - - - -CLAUDIO -Give me your hand: before this holy friar, -I am your husband, if you like of me. - - - -HERO -And when I lived, I was your other wife: -Unmasking -And when you loved, you were my other husband. - - - -CLAUDIO -Another Hero! - - - -HERO -Nothing certainer: -One Hero died defiled, but I do live, -And surely as I live, I am a maid. - - - -DON PEDRO -The former Hero! Hero that is dead! - - - -LEONATO -She died, my lord, but whiles her slander lived. - - - -FRIAR FRANCIS -All this amazement can I qualify: -When after that the holy rites are ended, -I'll tell you largely of fair Hero's death: -Meantime let wonder seem familiar, -And to the chapel let us presently. - - - -BENEDICK -Soft and fair, friar. Which is Beatrice? - - - -BEATRICE -Unmasking I answer to that name. What is your will? - - - -BENEDICK -Do not you love me? - - - -BEATRICE -Why, no; no more than reason. - - - -BENEDICK -Why, then your uncle and the prince and Claudio -Have been deceived; they swore you did. - - - -BEATRICE -Do not you love me? - - - -BENEDICK -Troth, no; no more than reason. - - - -BEATRICE -Why, then my cousin Margaret and Ursula -Are much deceived; for they did swear you did. - - - -BENEDICK -They swore that you were almost sick for me. - - - -BEATRICE -They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me. - - - -BENEDICK -'Tis no such matter. Then you do not love me? - - - -BEATRICE -No, truly, but in friendly recompense. - - - -LEONATO -Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman. - - - -CLAUDIO -And I'll be sworn upon't that he loves her; -For here's a paper written in his hand, -A halting sonnet of his own pure brain, -Fashion'd to Beatrice. - - - -HERO -And here's another -Writ in my cousin's hand, stolen from her pocket, -Containing her affection unto Benedick. - - - -BENEDICK -A miracle! here's our own hands against our hearts. -Come, I will have thee; but, by this light, I take -thee for pity. - - - -BEATRICE -I would not deny you; but, by this good day, I yield -upon great persuasion; and partly to save your life, -for I was told you were in a consumption. - - - -BENEDICK -Peace! I will stop your mouth. - - - -Kissing her - - -DON PEDRO -How dost thou, Benedick, the married man? - - - -BENEDICK -I'll tell thee what, prince; a college of -wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humour. Dost -thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? No: -if a man will be beaten with brains, a' shall wear -nothing handsome about him. In brief, since I do -purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any -purpose that the world can say against it; and -therefore never flout at me for what I have said -against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my -conclusion. For thy part, Claudio, I did think to -have beaten thee, but in that thou art like to be my -kinsman, live unbruised and love my cousin. - - - -CLAUDIO -I had well hoped thou wouldst have denied Beatrice, -that I might have cudgelled thee out of thy single -life, to make thee a double-dealer; which, out of -question, thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look -exceedingly narrowly to thee. - - - -BENEDICK -Come, come, we are friends: let's have a dance ere -we are married, that we may lighten our own hearts -and our wives' heels. - - - -LEONATO -We'll have dancing afterward. - - - -BENEDICK -First, of my word; therefore play, music. Prince, -thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife: -there is no staff more reverend than one tipped with horn. - - - -Enter a Messenger - - -Messenger -My lord, your brother John is ta'en in flight, -And brought with armed men back to Messina. - - - -BENEDICK -Think not on him till to-morrow: -I'll devise thee brave punishments for him. -Strike up, pipers. - - -Dance -Exeunt - - -
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- http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/ws/2004/03/addressing/role/anonymous -
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- uuid:920C5190-0B8F-11D9-8CED-F22EDEEBF7E5 - - http://localhost:8081/axis/services/BankPort - -
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- - - - - - - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/test/resources/xml/soap/sample1.xml b/test/resources/xml/soap/sample1.xml deleted file mode 100644 index 9d74dfe..0000000 --- a/test/resources/xml/soap/sample1.xml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ - - - - - - - - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/test/resources/xml/soap/security2-soap.xml b/test/resources/xml/soap/security2-soap.xml deleted file mode 100644 index 4d6c272..0000000 --- a/test/resources/xml/soap/security2-soap.xml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,54 +0,0 @@ - - - - - http://fabrikam123.com/getQuote - http://fabrikam123.com/stocks - mailto:johnsmith@fabrikam123.com - uuid:84b9f5d0-33fb-4a81-b02b-5b760641c1d6 - - - - MIIEZzCCA9CgAwIBAgIQEmtJZc0rqrKh5i... - - - - - - - - - - - - EULddytSo1... - - - - BL8jdfToEb1l/vXcMZNNjPOV... - - - - - - - - - - - - QQQ - - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/test/resources/xml/soap/soap11/soap11fault.xml b/test/resources/xml/soap/soap11/soap11fault.xml deleted file mode 100644 index c9acd34..0000000 --- a/test/resources/xml/soap/soap11/soap11fault.xml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ - - - Test - - - - SOAP-ENV:MustUnderstand - SOAP Must Understand Error - Actor - Detail text - Some Element Text - - - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/test/resources/xml/soap/soap11/soap11message.xml b/test/resources/xml/soap/soap11/soap11message.xml deleted file mode 100644 index 8a0b231..0000000 --- a/test/resources/xml/soap/soap11/soap11message.xml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,46 +0,0 @@ - - - -
- http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/ws/2004/03/addressing/role/anonymous -
-
- - uuid:920C5190-0B8F-11D9-8CED-F22EDEEBF7E5 - - - http://localhost:8081/axis/services/BankPort - -
- - - - env:Sender - - Sender Timeout - - http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/soap/envelope/actor/ultimateReceiver - - - Details of error - - P5M - - - - P3M - - - - - -
- diff --git a/test/resources/xml/soap/soap12message.xml b/test/resources/xml/soap/soap12message.xml deleted file mode 100644 index 5830e6c..0000000 --- a/test/resources/xml/soap/soap12message.xml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,58 +0,0 @@ - - - - foo - - - foo - - - foo - - - - - - env:Sender - - m:MessageTimeout In First Subcode - - m:MessageTimeout In Second Subcode - - m:MessageTimeout In Third Subcode - - - - - - Sender Timeout - - - http://www.w3.org/2003/05/soap-envelope/role/ultimateReceiver - - - ultimateReceiver - - - Details of error - - P5M\n - - - - P3M\n - - - - - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/test/resources/xml/soap/soapmessage.txt b/test/resources/xml/soap/soapmessage.txt deleted file mode 100644 index acae3b5..0000000 --- a/test/resources/xml/soap/soapmessage.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ -POST /axis/services/EchoService HTTP/1.1 -Host: 127.0.0.1 -Content-Type: application/soap+xml; charset="utf-8" - - - - uuid:920C5190-0B8F-11D9-8CED-F22EDEEBF7E5 - http://localhost:8081/axis/services/BankPort - -
http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/ws/2004/03/addressing/role/anonymous
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- http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/ws/2004/03/addressing/role/anonymous -
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